up in a tornado....and off they whirled to the land of OZ. They finally made it to the Emerald City ... ...and went to find the Great Wizard "What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?" Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly: "I've come for some courage." " No Problem! said the Wizard. Who's next?" Richard Nixon stepped forward, and said: "Well, I think I need a heart." "Done! says the Wizard." "Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"Up stepped Bush and said, "The American people say that I need a brain." "No problem! said the Wizard.Consider it done."Then there is a great silence in the hall.Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,But he doesn't say a word.Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "Well, what do you want?" "IS DOROTHY HERE?"
2007-02-19 14:12:49 · 7 answers · asked by David 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol good one if you made this up you are very creative
2007-02-19 14:17:45 · answer #1 · answered by shorty 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't believe in making fun of our presidents who made our country so great, and there is always a huge group of people who think the currant one is stupid or scared or hated for some unknown matter. We should respect them not say "george bush needs a brain"
2007-02-19 14:18:16 · answer #2 · answered by nicce 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok that was very cute. I bet hillary would say the same thing!
2007-02-19 14:16:15 · answer #3 · answered by sarah j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie, but goodie.
2007-02-19 14:16:13 · answer #4 · answered by Katykins 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2007-02-19 14:16:33 · answer #5 · answered by nickelbag35722 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
RUDY RUDY RUDY click your heels together
2007-02-19 14:29:19 · answer #6 · answered by Jason 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute ha ha lol :)
2007-02-19 14:18:36 · answer #7 · answered by phatso 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋