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If Yoda evolved from Keebler Elves, why are there still Keebler Elves?

2007-02-19 14:02:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Chuck Norris
Who else?
Badass begets badass.

2007-02-19 14:11:10 · answer #1 · answered by riven3187 3 · 1 0

seeing as Yoda is my second cousin i am quite informed about his history, despite popular belief the keebler elves are not his direct ancestors. In fact his only know ancestor is leprechaun , some say a horrible expiremnt went wrong and turned his pale skin to green and severely wrinkling his skin, all that was left were his pointy ears. His speech was also effected but we're not aloud to talk about that when hes around. The only good thing that came of his mishaps were his totally pwned out jedi skills.

2007-02-19 22:14:45 · answer #2 · answered by hello 2 · 1 0

I believe Keebler Elves had a "cleansing" of Yoda morphs.

2007-02-19 22:05:50 · answer #3 · answered by animalmother 4 · 1 0

A Swiss mountain climber who fell a lot

2007-02-19 22:06:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Not knowing the complexities of the Dagobah ecosystem I cannot answer this question.

2007-02-19 22:06:43 · answer #5 · answered by Murazor 6 · 1 0

i though yoda evolved from kermit the frog....?
jeez my entire world has been changed...
ok, ready to move on now.

2007-02-19 22:05:33 · answer #6 · answered by David M 3 · 1 0

One word: allopatric speciation

2007-02-19 22:06:16 · answer #7 · answered by Mayonaise 6 · 2 0

if man came fro monkeys, why are there still monkies? because nothing got in their way and nothing killed anything off.

2007-02-19 22:05:29 · answer #8 · answered by mrzwink 7 · 1 0

steven speilbergs imagination

2007-02-19 22:05:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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