My new church. Got bored. In a thousand years this will be a world religion. Until then, I'll just go on a massive crusade & right some pretty retarded books on how you should give your soul, and a third of your property, to god. This is how you set up a religion, right? :)
2007-02-19 13:19:55 · 6 answers · asked by Jedi 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think you need some animal sacrifices, too, although PETA might frown on it. Perhaps a chicken barbecue or potluck dinner once a month would suffice, though.
Have you decided on a main god yet? I recommend Joe Pesci or Clint Eastwood. Either of those guys looks like he could get stuff done if you prayed to him.
Oh, and you need a savior! Hey, Obi-Wan died and came back as a ghost, right? Okay, he'll do. It would have been better if he'd been nailed to a lamp post or something, but you gotta take what you can get, I suppose. It's the coming-back-to-life part that's more important, anyway. You can always claim he died for all of humanity (and other species, if you so desire).
Might want to have some statues to worship, too, like the Catholics do. Bobbleheads would probably work, or your kid's action figure collection.
Are you going to have ritualized prayer? I don't think it will fit into most people's busy life styles, so maybe you could just require them to think happy thoughts three times a day... the definition of "happy" to be left to the individual's discretion.
2007-02-19 13:45:41 · answer #1 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-16 01:32:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aw, man. Do you know where I can join the United Holy Temple of Jedi Knights? No offense but you organization sounds a little like something that's been done before.
2007-02-19 13:27:25 · answer #3 · answered by mithril 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jedi Lords
2017-02-27 08:56:30 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True that. And may the Force be with you.
2007-02-19 13:22:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you will be remembered for doing this, and I will see you in paradise
2007-02-19 13:23:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋