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2007-02-19 12:29:17 · 19 answers · asked by deenbmore 2 in Society & Culture Etiquette

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I saw someone using an enema in a department store bathroom

2007-02-19 12:39:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

The weirdest thing i ever saw some one doing when the thought know one was looking while driving, i saw some one driving down the road drinking a gallon of milk. while i was waiting for the bus one day .

2007-02-19 20:39:01 · answer #2 · answered by Tara143 2 · 1 0

I once saw my landlord masturbate when he thought no one was in the house!. He was in the bathroom downstairs and had a box of tools on the floor so he looked like he was fixing something but wasn't. I could hear him making the noises and as I walked into the kitchen to the bathroom, he was redder than a traffic light on stop!. He was also out of breathe too. I felt really disgusted and he hasn't been able to look at me in the eye again.

But the weirdest thing I have ever seen is when I was at school years ago. One of my teacher's had stuffed one of my friend's scarf's down the toilet and tried to blame me. I was only ten years old but I never did it but she kept on saying that it was and that she was trying to get it out of the toilet - not put it in!. I saw her stuff it right down there and she knew she had done it even though I still don't know even to this day why she did that?. She also tried to blame another child for stealing a present given to her for her leaving party and she put it in his bag whilst he was outside playing in the playground!. That was weird stuff.

Sorry this one isn't funny, but it is the weirdest one I have ever come across. The funniest one I ever saw was when me and my boyfriend went to Canada for six months to see his family and because I am British like he was. this was a long way to go. We got on this greyhound bus that was a three day drive to Manitoba and we were seeing some strange things on that bus!. The first one was an old woman who was reading the old Mills and Boons classics which is a kind of porn book. She was eating a Banana and kept sucking it in and out of her mouth like it was you know what! - It was ugly!.

We were right opposite her but don't think she really even noticed us watching her. She was getting off on the book and Banana and making the right noises too!. My boyfriend threw up when the bus stopped for a break!. Then we saw a Russian man who was like 7ft tall and lying across the back of the coach and kept saying things in his own language out loud. I kept trying to look at him through the seat to see what he was doing and I caught him blowing into a handkerchief and then he rubbed in right along the back of the seat of the guy in front!

It was filthy to watch. Then he spat into his hand and rubbed it into the place where he rubbed the Handkerchief and after he had done that, rubbed his face with his hands!. It was so gross!.

I look back and laugh at some of the stuff I've ever seen in my life!

2007-02-19 20:48:13 · answer #3 · answered by Shikira-trudi 3 · 1 0

I was sitting outside the main building on my campus, on the dorm side, and this guy came out of the building masturbating. When he noticed me he stopped, but when he got so far down the sidewalk he started again. All this while the other hand carried food.

2007-02-19 21:27:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I was at the library, and some guy was HARDCORE picking his nose right beside me. I even looked at him, and he was so into picking his nose, he didn't even notice me.

Sad thing is, I'm in college! He must have been 21 or so, so it's not like he didn't know any better. I mean, c'mon.. Get a kleeeeenex.

2007-02-19 20:53:24 · answer #5 · answered by Billy H 2 · 1 0

I was at the drugstore, and out the window I could see a guy urinating right next to an ATM!

2007-02-19 21:06:53 · answer #6 · answered by sandiemaye 4 · 0 0

Walking down the hall quietly singing "Me So Horny" by 2 Live Crew

2007-02-19 20:38:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i saw someone pick their nose and eat it in the car that was stopped next to us at a red light. it's crazy, but when people are driving, they seem to forget that they aren't in a bubble, and people can still see them through the windows!

2007-02-19 20:34:04 · answer #8 · answered by Jilltapw 2 · 0 0

A maid who keeps looking at herself in the big mirrors. She has probably never seen herself through big mirrors (only ones she owns must be tiny).

2007-02-20 10:24:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

In a car, a guy really digging in his nose. I think for gold.
In an elevator men re-arranging themselves.
In a car, a woman talking off her bra....then showing it to me.

2007-02-19 20:49:02 · answer #10 · answered by kickinupfunf 6 · 1 0

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