Yes, I was eating pie & Kenobi popped out of my TV & stole it. This surely proves the existence of the great Yoda god!!!! Right, just another miracle. Now I should write it down & say the Force whispered it into my ear...
The start of the next major world religion. May the Force be with you, or you will burn in Sith Hell after having your planet blown up...
2007-02-19 11:47:38 · 13 answers · asked by Jedi 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
hehehe... if you use your brain and not your mouth, you'll find most world religions sound like my "miraculous discovery." Except with more "thou art" 's and death threats.
2007-02-19 11:58:40 · update #1
Just cut him up with your light saber. Oh, I forgot, Satan Vader already did that in episode 4. Or was it Exodus? Who can remember all these fairy tails?
Maybe Santa Claus did it, with the virgin Mary, Oh whatever.
2007-02-19 11:58:44 · answer #1 · answered by Devil in Details 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO, don't pray. Send out a probe droid to find Luke Skywalker and Han so that you can find Obi-wan and take him to Master Yoda for reconditioning
2007-02-19 12:02:26 · answer #2 · answered by Master Ang Gi Guong 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fist of all there is NO yoda god and u should pray only to God Almighty, the Holy Spirit, and Jesus Christ (all one in the same in case u didnt no) and Star Wars is fake if ur trying to make fun of Christians i just want u to no i dont like and and i will pray that u will find the truth
if by any chance u live in Monroe, Michigan come to my church on East Albain Road- Monroe Full Gospel
2007-02-19 11:55:57 · answer #3 · answered by MR. BLANK 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I will pray to Darth Sidious that your pie be returned to you. I just hope he isn't deciding to kill me off for this new young guy who is a really great pilot and fighter. I think his name is Skywalker - or something like that.
2007-02-19 11:51:51 · answer #4 · answered by StormyC 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does George Lucas know you're taking Obi-Wan's name in vain? Does your mother know you're still up? Does your doctor know the medication hasn't taken effect yet?
2007-02-19 11:56:05 · answer #5 · answered by Amalthea 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds about right.
2007-02-19 11:50:29 · answer #6 · answered by Alex 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pray to your pencil
2007-02-19 11:54:40 · answer #7 · answered by hobo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why don't u just get 'Darth Vader" after his butt,
I'm sure he would help u out, Chewbaca is coming
to dinner next week, or WILL I be dinner? (:
2007-02-19 11:52:59 · answer #8 · answered by Jaymagiclady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure you can start your own religion, right after you come down from your lsd trip ;-) ...
2007-02-19 11:53:01 · answer #9 · answered by JohanL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you have mental problems.
2007-02-19 11:51:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋