2007-02-19 11:33:44 · 9 answers · asked by themalator 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i drank furniture polish by accident.
2007-02-19 11:36:18 · answer #1 · answered by cadaholic 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
( Sorry for grammatical errors and sounds corny, because I am poor in English. Anyway this is my real story to share with anyone.)
It was the first few months I was in US. I like to explore new things. So I saw & went into this cafe named Mo's Midtown in Hartford, Connecticut that served food for breakfast.
This waitress, a fat black lady was so welcoming and although I tried hard to sound like American, she noticed that I was new and of course, from my accent, she could tell I was not a local. And when she asked about my origin, I had to tell her that I was from a small rural town in Malaysia, a country between Thailand & Singapore and be there for continuing studies.
She smiled and offered me the mostlly requested order, i.e. the regular breakfast menu; a plate of grilled potatoes, corned beef hash, and eggs.
She asked me if I liked the eggs to be cooked as "Sunny Side Up"
And that was the 1st time I heard the term 'Sunny Side Up', and I said "yes!".
(I was happy & proud to know this new word, but I would rather not to ask her how does it looked or cooked, because I had to pretend that I knew it. I also got to know OJ is for Orange Juice. Great knowledge!)
The 2nd time I went there, I brought my countryman, I was trying to show him off that I was getting Americanized by knowing the food, especially when the time that big lady asked me, how I would like the eggs to be prepared.
With all the confidence in me, I proudly said "Sunny Side Up"! and yes, I was so sure that my friend was impressed.
Alhough I was proud of that, deep in my heart, I did not actually liked the uncooked upper-part of the eggs. (I would always like eat it cooked both sides.)
After a couple of weeks I came back alone to the cafe and this friendly black lady again greeted me and as usual, asked me the order. "Regular?" I said "Yes". She asked again "& Sunny Side Up for the eggs? I did not know why, spontaneously, I said "No". And that made her lifted her eyebrows and waited for my answer admiringly. And....You know what? With a little cautious and try to be confident, I can't imagine that I had said this...,
" No, no.., this time I want it to be......a....Sunny Side Down...'
Holy smoke! I knew I have fooled myself the moment she cracked up, laughed out loud, bent herself & held on to my table for about 15-20 seconds, attracted all the crowd in the cafe and then told all the crowd about this Malaysian guy & his "Sunny-Side-Down" order!!
Oh boy...I just can't forget that!
2007-02-19 21:56:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Well, my truck driver boyfriend and i was on the road, he drives.
I was sitting in the passenger seat lookin out the window, and I
caught him on the side of my eyes, just as his false teeth were
popping out ! He was going to tell me something...and they
almost fell out! He started laughing so hard, and then I was
laughing...we were crying and laughing hysterically! We just
couldn't stop....well, I started peeing my pants..!! So, we were
laughing even harder....it was the funniest thing and pretty
embarrasing for both of us...lol
2007-02-19 19:54:15 · answer #3 · answered by CraZyCaT 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I wear glasses and I am always misplacing them. I had to cover for the receoptionist one day and I could not locate my glasses. I asked the recept. if she had seen them. Looking straight at me she said no. I walked away, happened to look at the glass door - lo and behold there they were on my face. They are pretty lightweight frames and lenses.
2007-02-19 19:38:48 · answer #4 · answered by Feline05 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
okay my sister was kicking over her
head right and i wanted to do the same
so i used all my force and kicked ,
and i kicked so hard that my foot that was
on the ground flew up ,
and i landed on the floor , and it
hurt ahah and my sister hasent stopped
teasing me yet .
=]
2007-02-19 19:37:54 · answer #5 · answered by babe_cake12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we were walking home from school, and my friend dared me to flash the next car that drove by, unfortunately, i accidentally flahed this guy that i had liked for about a year.
2007-02-19 19:37:57 · answer #6 · answered by rockerchick_1213 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I stepped out of my truck right onto some ice and fell on my butt...it was probably funny to see but, my butt and back sure didnt think so!!
2007-02-19 19:37:50 · answer #7 · answered by Red Sox lover 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I was running backwards and hit my head on a stop sing.
2007-02-19 19:38:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
pant leg got caught on peg of my motorcycle and I fell right over next to a cop car ..................... field tests and all that fun stuff
2007-02-19 20:50:25 · answer #9 · answered by DOC Holliday 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋