[if you are a midget please dont take offense]
2007-02-19 11:30:20 · 20 answers · asked by wamzy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
some body do tha up and down thumb thing i cant decide! the one with tha most thumbs UP wins!
2007-02-22 10:09:45 · update #1
100
1 to hold the lightbulb and 99 to turn the house.
2007-02-27 10:56:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Midgets cannot screw in light blubs. Directions on box say not to be used by anyone under 5' 2" . Federal law prohibits the use of bulbs by midgets.
Federal law # fulofchit revised edition
2007-02-27 01:25:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it takes 4 midgets to screw in a lightbulb.. or 1 with a stepladder
2007-02-20 08:25:44 · answer #3 · answered by soccerlover_em_21 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
One. You did not say if it was on the celing. Therfore, it would be one. Also, the midget could flip the switch. It could also be none, because if it can't reach it, it would have someone else do it, right?
2007-02-27 19:23:55 · answer #4 · answered by ƒσx Đιяτ-βικιŋğ ğιяι 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 if the midget is in a doll house.
2007-02-27 00:33:01 · answer #5 · answered by Waiting_For*My_Lil*Jordan 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
15 they have to stand on each others shouldiers to reach the light bulb!!!!
3 men run into a hotel room and ask fora room, the clerc says theres only one room and that its haunted. Man # 1= What ever you say dosen't bother me give me the keys!!! so the clerc did.
Upstairs in his room Man # 1 hears, " when the logs roll over we all will die!" He screams and stubbs his toe, than jumps out the window to his death. The same thing happened to Man # 2
but when man # 3 went upstairs he hears the same thing everyone heard,but, he decides to see what it is. Then he looks in the toilet in the bathroom and see's ants sitting on a piece of poo singing,"when the logs roll over we all will die!"
2007-02-27 01:22:30 · answer #6 · answered by all about me!!! 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
48 years
2007-02-27 02:05:28 · answer #7 · answered by Johann E 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
4 - One to hold the bulb and three others to hold and turn the midget.
2007-02-27 00:47:56 · answer #8 · answered by hehe haha 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1 midget with a huge fro
2007-02-19 19:37:07 · answer #9 · answered by 1prettypeach 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Hahahaha=]..Umm, that depends on how high the light fixture is...I'm gonna guess about 4?..
God bless the cute little midgets! =]
2007-02-19 19:33:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋