A traveling preacher who was holding a gospel meeting at a country church way back in the hills of Kentucky was invited by a redneck family to lunch after Sunday services. After driving deep into the mountains, the preacher finally arrived at an old run down hillbilly cabin. The family had no running water let alone a hot water heater. All sat down at the table and as the wife put a plate in front of the preacher he noticed there were bits of food still on the plate. The wife said, “Sorry preacher, but that’s the best cold water can do.” The wife then put a glass in front of the preacher and he could see the glass was smudged badly. The wife again apologized and said, “Sorry preacher, but that’s the best cold water can do.” Finally, the wife placed the knives and forks next to the plates and again the preacher noticed bits of food. The wife again said, “Sorry preacher but that’s the best cold water can do.”
Rather than insult the family, the preacher decided to overlook the poor cleanliness and proceeded to enjoy a delicious country redneck meal. After the meal, the preacher, the husband and the kids went out to sit on the front porch while the wife cleared the table. After just a few minutes the front door opened and out walked the wife carrying all the dishes, glasses, and forks that had been used at the meal. The wife spread them all out on the front porch and then cupping her hands to her mouth with a loud redneck hillbilly call hollered, “Heeeeaaaarr Cold Water. Heeeeaaarrr Cold Water.” Walking back into the house she muttered at her husband, “Whar is that no good hound of yors when ya need him!”
2007-02-19 10:55:44 · 9 answers · asked by yagman 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol i like it
2007-02-19 11:17:41 · answer #1 · answered by lolz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i assume. I truthfully have rednecks in my family participants yet i do no longer communicate over with them lots. i'm going to ask them if that is common yet i think of maximum of them don't have a telephone or are locked up in penitentiary for some thing stupid.
2016-11-23 19:31:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive heard it before differently and its still very funny and i actually get it keep em comin
2007-02-19 12:01:11 · answer #3 · answered by heyyall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. Sick but okay. 7/10.
2007-02-19 11:23:00 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
niiiiiccceee... i rate it a 4..out of 100000
2007-02-19 11:02:50 · answer #5 · answered by PrInCeSs ChElZ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
so funny
2007-02-19 11:17:49 · answer #6 · answered by 1prettypeach 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it
P.S. Have you heard of spell check?
2007-02-19 11:28:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it?
2007-02-19 11:16:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is DISGUSTING!
2007-02-19 11:03:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋