2007-02-19 10:55:02 · 12 answers · asked by ¢Î§¢Ø 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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your momma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whale started singing "we are family"
your momma is so black she went to night school and they marked her absent
your momma is so stupid she saw a school bus full of white kids and said "hey someone catch the twinkie"
your momma is so poor i saw he kicking a can in the gutter and i said "what r u doing?" she said "moving"
your momma iss so poor i was wlking down an alley way and i picked up a penny and she yeled "hey come back with my paycheck"
ur momm a is so poor her face is on the food stamp
your mom is so fat u can slap her *** and surf the waves
ur momma's mouth is so big she speaks in surround sound
ur momma is so bald u can see what is on her mind
ur momma is so poor she waves a popsicle stick around and calls it air condictioning
your mommas so dumb she thought a quarter back was a refund
2007-02-19 11:21:48 · answer #1 · answered by captain_cupcake_thirteen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-16 01:16:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma is so fat that when she fell in love, she broke it.
Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.
Yo momma so fat she was baptised at Sea World.
lol
2007-02-19 11:04:28 · answer #3 · answered by longhornz94 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It all depends on what you are trying to say.
Yo mamma is so fat she uses a matress for a tampon.
Yo mamma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. There are many more but those are my 2 fav.
2007-02-19 10:59:44 · answer #4 · answered by iridezerodecks66@sbcglobal.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YO mommaz so fat that wen she went in the ocean the whales started singing "we are family"
Yo mommaz so stupid she fell on a cordless phone
Yo mommaz so fat when she passed in front of the tv i missed to episodes
Yo mommaz so ugly when she was born her mom said "wat a treasure" n her dad said "yeah, let's go bury it!"
Yo mommaz so stupid it took hger 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Yo mommaz so fat she uses a matress as a tampon!
Yo mommaz so fat that wen her beeper goes off ppl think shez backin up
Yo mommaz so fat wen she wore a yellow shirt ppl called for taxi
Yo mommaz so fat dat she starved wen she got stuck in a grocery store!
2007-02-19 13:35:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YO MAMMA is so fat that she needs a shopping cart just to haul all that fat around. yo mammas sooo fat she jumped in the ocean and a whale swam by and said "my long lost sister!!"
2007-02-19 11:00:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so fat when she fell into the ocean the whales started singing " We are family!"
Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code
Yo mamas so black that when she went to night school they thought she was absent. not racist
2007-02-19 12:28:57 · answer #7 · answered by jugglingdud 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat when she wears a red jacket everyone shouts " hey look, its cool-aid!"
2007-02-19 12:24:15 · answer #8 · answered by hirim69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat after making out with her man he had to rollover twice to get off her.
2007-02-19 12:33:24 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Tawnya♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma is so fat she is lying on her side than she is standing up
lol
i luv that one
2007-02-19 11:40:26 · answer #10 · answered by 1prettypeach 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋