no they are lying
2007-02-19 12:05:16
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answer #1
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answered by beck 3
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70 things not to say to a bloke with a small willie
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. I'm sorry.
4. Never mind, why bother.
5. Who circumcised you?
6. Why don't we just cuddle?
7. You know they have surgery to fix that.
8. It's more fun to look at.
9. Make it dance.
10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
11. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
12. It looks like a nightcrawler.
13. Wow, and your feet are so big.
14. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
15. It's OK, we'll work around it.
16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
19. Oh no, a flash headache.
20. (giggle and point)
21. Can I be honest with you?
22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
23. Let me go get my tweezers.
24. How sweet, you brought incense.
25. This explains your car.
26. You must be a growing boy.
27. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
29. Are you one of those pygmies?
30. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
31. Ever hear of Clearasil?
32. All right, a treasure hunt!
33. I didn't know they came that small.
34. Why is God punishing you?
35. At least this won't take long.
36. Let's just stick with your hand.
37. Do you need a splint to prop that up.
38. How interesting.
39. I never saw one like that before.
40. What do you call this?
41. But it still works right?
42. Damn I hate baby-sitting.
43. It looks so unused.
44. Do you take steroids?
45. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick.
46. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
47. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.
48. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
49. Let me know when you're done.
50. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
52. Aww, it's hiding.
53. Are you cold?
54. If you get me real drunk first.
55. Is that an optical illusion?
56. What is that?
57. Does this run in your family?
58. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
59. Were you neutered?
60. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
61. Does it come with an air pump?
62. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
63. Where are the puppet strings?
64. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.
65. Deep throat???
66. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
67. Can you get this pencil out of me now?
68. Do I hang my hat on it?
69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
70. Don't hold back.
yes it does matter, but knowing how to use it works also
2007-02-19 11:15:01
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answered by ANNE G 2
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I would tell you that it must be defined more than just size...of course size matters but that is within a range. What does that mean...I like cocks to be between 5 and 9 inches...any less is hard to get creative with positions and any more is really not used. Girth usually fits the length, but not in all cases.
2007-02-19 10:44:47
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answer #3
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answered by Linda S 1
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Its a little early in the morning for me but here goes, ITS NOT THE SIZE ITS HOW YOU USE IT THAT MATTERS....PS this is for the girl's only so guy's close your eye's don't tell em ladies big ones are better sorry guy's just funning ha ha...........Wow just read jen's answer great stuff there girl you really no your willies
2007-02-19 10:47:15
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answer #4
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answered by yah yah sisterhood 2
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Sometimes, if they're a good person. If they're a prissy and horrible type of person then, no. The key is not to pay attention to those people I don't think size matters
2007-02-19 10:42:02
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answer #5
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answered by froggy 2
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No. Size does matter
2007-02-19 10:56:17
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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Yes, it doesnt matter how big they are if you like big women you go for it.
You might want want to learn some new moves thought try wanting the pro wrestling for some helpful moves and tips
2007-02-19 11:40:37
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answer #7
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answered by bryan p 1
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When I say it I mean it. Some women (like some men) lie about things. Personally, I think that if you can use your hands well enough to type the question, just relax.
2007-02-19 10:42:29
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answer #8
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answered by Phartzalot 6
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Well it doesn't as long as the man knows how to work it.Even if he is big whats the use if he doesn't know how to use it.The guys with smaller ones r usually better in bed cuz they believe it's to small n try harder to plz n work it cuz of the size.A bigger man thinks they don't need to do much cuz there big but there wrong big doesn't give an or....m lol...
2007-02-19 10:50:30
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answer #9
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answered by too4barbie 7
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This is a normal and common feeling especially if you are not sexually active or are considering becoming sexually active. The size of a man's penis is more than adequate for its functions which are for sexual pleasure, and maybe reproduction (also for urinating -- but you're probably not as concerned about that!).
One thing that men can be assured of is that the size of your penis has no relation to sexual pleasure or performance. Performance is about the ability to get and maintain an erection or to provide sexual pleasure to your partner and yourself with or without an erection. Performance, then, is not really related to size -- but dependent on muscles, blood and nerve supply to the reproductive organs.
In reality sexual pleasure is related to: a person's state of mind; to respecting their partner's needs; and their own needs. During intercourse, the opening of the vagina is normally not too small or too large for any penis because it is really a "space" that is surrounded by muscular tissue and will adapt to most size penises.
There are also many ways to express sexual feeling besides intercourse. Sexual touching and intercourse can involve many different positions, methods, angles, pressures etc. that change the way it feels and may increase pleasure. Variation and experimentation will vary the sexual experience in ways that a change in penis size can not ! If you want to know more about increasing pleasure or your satisfaction with sexual experiences then experiment or talk to someone you trust.
If you are still concerned about your penis size, then talk to your health care provider. You shouldn't feel embarrassed to ask questions about your own body. Everyone develops at a different rate, but if you are concerned about how quickly you are or aren't growing -- or if you notice anything that is you feel is unusual about your penis or testicles -- again, don't be embarrassed or shy to talk to your health care provider. Remember, that old saying... it's not how long your pencil is -- it's how you write your name.
2007-02-19 10:42:40
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answer #10
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answered by jenniffervaughn 2
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I'm not a woman, so I really don't know, but it's not like you're going to be able to fix your size, so it's best to focus on what you have.
There are so many more important things to be anxious about.
2007-02-19 10:41:47
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answered by A L 3
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