A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take. He recognizes that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars.
The storeowner replies "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale.
The collector says, "Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice. I'll pay you twenty dollars for that cat."
And the owner says "Sold," and hands over the cat.
The collector continues, "Hey, for the twenty bucks I wonder if you could throw in that old saucer. The cat's used to it and it'll save me from having to get a dish."
And the owner says, "Sorry buddy, but that's my lucky saucer. So far this week I've sold sixty-eight cats."
2007-02-19 09:36:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-02-19 16:34:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! And I bet they weren't even his cats. All he has to do is set the saucer of milk in the doorway each time!
2007-02-19 09:44:03 · answer #2 · answered by Write Brain 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
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2016-11-23 19:21:50 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-19 18:38:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
better than the average joke!
2007-02-19 19:54:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotfl that's funny
2007-02-19 09:47:44 · answer #7 · answered by sisi2594 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-02-19 09:40:10 · answer #8 · answered by big ray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hihihihi,lol
2007-02-19 09:46:52 · answer #9 · answered by ganesh n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...very funny.
2007-02-19 21:33:07 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋