Please post ONLY ONE yo mamma joke. The best one gets chosen as my best answer.
2007-02-19 09:14:58 · 18 answers · asked by Alex DB 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama is so stupid, she bought a book to learn how to read.
2007-02-19 09:19:43 · answer #1 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Yo Mamma so stupid I instructed her beverages have been on the living house, and she or he have been given a ladder Yo Mamma like a apple Martini ..in the present day adult adult males won't touch her the two Yo Mamma is so stupid that when she have been given her era she drained to apply visine to get the purple out Yo Mamma dumb fat *** have been given a cingular tattoo on her abdomen so she would be in a position to get rollover minutes Yo Mamma so fat she has calluses on her nipples Yo Mamma is so previous I tapped her on the shoulder and her **** fell off Yo Mamma booty is so super that it leaves tracks in the snow this is all that includes strategies suitable now
2016-09-29 08:25:05 · answer #2 · answered by celia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamma's teeth so yellow every time she smiles the traffic slows down
2007-02-19 12:34:15 · answer #3 · answered by idiot 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama teeth so yellow, the sun got jealous. :D
2007-02-19 09:29:16 · answer #4 · answered by SwoonWorthy 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.
2007-02-19 09:19:48 · answer #5 · answered by ?s @ Y! Answers 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Yo mamma suffers from TMF. Too Much Fat.
2007-02-19 09:20:41 · answer #6 · answered by Da Mick 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
I have yo mama is so stupid she tripeed over a cordless phone
2007-02-19 09:55:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yo mamma is so fat when she fell into the ocean the whales sang " We are family!" [;
2007-02-19 09:24:13 · answer #8 · answered by jugglingdud 1 · 3⤊ 1⤋
yo momma is so black and her teeth are so yellow, she looks like a steelers helmet!
no offense to anybody ! im a steelers fan !
2007-02-19 09:22:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ur mamas like a flashlight even a 2 year old can turn her on
2007-02-19 10:02:11 · answer #10 · answered by Akafuritjuice 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋