Why won't God heal the monkeys with no tails?
2007-02-19 09:03:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ever since cheetah took the forbidden banana, god has been punishing monkeys.
2007-02-19 09:06:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
As a monkey I want to be set free in Africa can you help?
2007-02-19 17:08:17 · answer #2 · answered by hobo 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
cause they deserve it. didn't you know that george w. made monkeys crash into the WTC? I read it on Wikipedia.
2007-02-19 17:13:43 · answer #3 · answered by elfkin, attention whore 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2Consider it pure joy, my brothers, whenever you face trials of many kinds, 3because you know that the testing of your faith develops perseverance. 4Perseverance must finish its work so that you may be mature and complete, not lacking anything.
(God builds us up through trials and everthing is for His greater purpose)
Are you a bad monkey?
2007-02-19 17:10:17 · answer #4 · answered by Buff 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He's a dirty monkey-hater.
Poor wittle monkeys.
2007-02-19 17:06:58 · answer #5 · answered by Blue 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because they might use them for sex.
2007-02-19 17:06:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
rofl..
2007-02-19 17:06:45 · answer #7 · answered by Doug 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋