My Uncle wrote this song a long time ago. Obviously you won't be able to hear the tune, but here goes:
I'm drinking a bottle of wine tonight
To celebrate the death of the dog
That lives across the alley
I fed him at eight, he was dead by ten
I won't be bothered by him again
Barking in the alley
The children cried: their doggie died
And I denied that I had ever seen it.
And the next time that I called them up
To tell them to take in their pup
They knew I really meant it.
Considering the topic of the song, it might be counterproductive.
2007-02-19 09:02:17
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answered by Daniel A: Zionist Pig 3
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That's the sort of good poem. That's exactly how I consider about my canine. My dog sleeps within the equal mattress with me, and as a rule snuggles up right subsequent to me and snores all night time. It's that style of nightly redemption that keeps me in love together with her. It doesn't matter what she does all day, if she buries her bone in the litter field or if she shreds a section of apparel, every night time when she hops into my bed, she's a little bit angel. That's why I find your poem so pleasant.
2016-08-10 16:32:45
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answered by ? 4
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l do not think that is a nice idea at all. if l lost my dog and someone tell me a funny anything l just might have the person for a friend any more. How can any one think there is anything funny about death.I do not mean to be rude but that really is a bad thing to do.
2007-02-19 09:03:26
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answered by Star-Dust 7
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Well I suppose you could replace the words Mother-in -law with dog....
My Mother In Law is dead and gone
At last to never return
She's up there with the angels now
She was to tough to burn
Na, on second thought that might cheer up one of your parents if they don't like their in laws and you leave it the way it is.
2007-02-19 09:11:32
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answered by Anonymous
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That's a good way to cheer up. go for it
2007-02-19 08:59:10
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answered by allyalexmch 6
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Try looking for some picture of the dog.... Puppy Thur Adult dog and make a slide show for her to reminder her of her loved one...
2007-02-19 09:06:09
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answered by maria * 4
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Cute Dialogue:
"Well, mom . . . you still got me. If you want, I'll be glad to let you rub my belly, give me three hot meals a day, even brush my hair on occasion. I'll have to draw the line at bathing me but I am more than happy to wag my tail when I see you coming!" :-)
2007-02-19 09:14:53
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answered by writerchic06 3
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There's nothing funny about death. Exactly who are you trying to cheer up?
2007-02-19 09:00:09
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answered by bookfreak2day 6
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No that's not a good idea! What is so funny about a dog dying???
2007-02-19 08:59:40
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answered by AMY P 3
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thats an awesome way to do it! good idea! if its coming from the heart, she'll see that it was done with with good intentions. it's the thought that counts, right?
2007-02-19 09:05:50
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answered by John Redcorn 4
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