I know this sounds rediculous......but help?

Question

I need to find a way to get sick. Like cold/flu sick. I need a break from everything.. school, chores, i know it sounds liek im lazy but i really have alot going on right now and its the only way people will lay off. What is there that i can do? Its cold season obviously but i never seem to get a cold or anything. I know i know i sound stupid but if you could give me any help with this, i'd apreciate it. Thank you.

Answer 1

Watch Ferris Buller's day off, and learn how to fake a sickness

Answer 2

I really wouldn't recommend this, but...

- Go shopping on a Saturday or Sunday afternoon. You’ll encounter twice as many people, and twice as many germs.

- One of the dirtiest places in your kitchen is the microwave. You know all that crusty grime on the inside, it could be the cause of your next stomach ache. Bacteria is kept alive by all the food particles in a stuffy microwave.

- If you think you’re being healthy by chugging from a water bottle every day, think again. If you keep reusing the same bottle, you’re sucking down tons of bacteria. Bugs thrive in water, so the more often you fill that bottle, the easier it is for the germs from your saliva to multiply and make you sick.

- Ranked according to which were found to be most contaminated:

* Movie theatre seats which have more germs than public bathroom surfaces.
* Gym equipment
* Park benches
* Bank countertops
* The number 1 germiest thing: The rails and armrests on public buses

- Here’s a list of germ hide-outs, courtesy of Web MD:

* Grocery cart handles. They’re one of the germiest places you can put your hands.
* The first floor elevator button. Everyone touches that button when they leave. So punch it with your elbow. And escalators are no better. That moving handrail’s a germ-fest!
* The office. The average desk has 400 times more germs than the average toilet seat!
* Your coffee mug. Kitchen sponges are among the germiest things you’ll find, and office kitchen sponges are the worst. If you use it to wipe out your mug, you’re saying ‘come on in’ to every germ in the office!

Found at tesh.com. Like others have said, you shouldn't "try" to get sick; it could be very dangerous.

Answer 3

no longer in any specific order: a million. The sound of a toddler's voice, babbling and cooing 2. Wind chimes 3. A wolf refrain in the mountains 4. Wind in the timber 5. A robin's music, the two in the early morning and in the night 6. Jazz . . . the funkier, the extra advantageous! 7. A saxaphone . . . performed with the help of somebody who's coronary heart is broken 8. Waves crashing on the sea coast 9. iciness wind 10. Boots crunching in the snow 11. Salvation military band on Easter morning 12. Seniors making a music Christmas carols 13. My mom enjoying piano (might she rip) 14. My grandmother making a music (might she rip) 15. My daughter's mispronunciations as a toddler sixteen. communication around the dinner table 17. Sleigh bells on a horse pulling a sleigh 18. a distant practice whistle, incredibly in iciness 19. The crackle and snap of a camp fireplace 20. a toddler's snicker

Answer 4

Being sick even if it seems like something as minor as a common cold is no joke on your body. If you really need a break from life that bad maybe you seriously consider some professional counseling to help you cope with everyday stress or something more. If you just need a small one day break or something try faking it or you could just end up still having to deal with everything in your life only now having to deal with it all while being sick that could be a bummer.

Answer 5

I don't know HOW you could get sick other then the obvious..be around people who are sick! I will give you this, though. Everyone needs a break sometime. The sooner you learn how to express this need (without lying) to those who matter, the better off you'll be.
Good luck! Cut yourself a break!

Answer 6

You're kidding, right?

Oh well...What school are u in??

If you go to your school's biolab, you can easily get your hands on some bacteria...but that's really dangerous, so dont do that...

Another option...also slightly dangerous...take ONE benadryl, it will make you drowsy as hell...common allergy med side effect of the drug diphenhydramine...DONT OVER DO IT...too many can stop u from waking up in the morning

but seriously, faking it is safer and better for you

Answer 7

i'm sure you've tried faking sick,and your parents didn't buy it so i say try the things taht seem gross but will in fact make u sick.
1. drink after people
2.go to places like the mall and like keep wiping your face and eyes
3. offer to throw away other people's tissues.
gross i know but bear with me here, you are the one who wanted to get sick.
you could also bang your head on something really hard so it bruses then compliane about never ending headachs.

Answer 8

One way I got sick easily was rock back and forth on a hammock for a couple hours while it was raining.

Really though... don't get sick.

Also... you could sing really loudly and hoarsely for about an hour - you'll get a sore throat and possibly mild laryngitis that'll last about a week. (Happened to me... I actually recorded my squeaky voice and I like listening to it now years later.)

Again, I recommend not really trying to make yourself sick. You'll regret it.

Answer 9

if you sexually molest a chicken you get the bird flu. a friend of mine did it as an experiment and he found out that it is strictly an std so there is only one way to get it and i guarantee if you have bird flu people will leave you alone.

Answer 10

You don't really have to get sick...just cough and blow your nose a lot...don't get out of bed...and if you need to put some reddish eyeshadow around your eyes