One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week"
The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."
The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to Improve Your Business" and "Becoming More Successful."
Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between left and right.
2007-02-19 07:56:28 · 11 answers · asked by missourim43 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey "Friend", I don't get the difference...
2007-02-19 08:03:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
it incredibly is a media/political words. Being suitable or left relies upon on who you consult with. a communication tutor host(left or suitable) might say in case you disagree with me you're of the different occasion. regrettably call calling is what politics in usa is approximately in the present day. i'm neither left or suitable yet i'm a real American the place I make certain on what i've got confidence with the help of what i've got confidence is suited for the rustic. occasion i've got confidence illegals are hurting the U. S.. i do no longer help Bush's plan on illegals so some experience i'm left wing. on the different hand i've got confidence we could enforce the guidelines that are on the books and help what ICE is doing in kicking out illegals. So now some human beings will call me a suitable winger. so as you could discover being on the left or suitable is how that individual perspectives you in accordance to their ideals. So there at the instant are not any real definitions of suitable or left its in basic terms as much as how some view your evaluations.
2016-09-29 08:19:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course a Democrat would go for a free hair cut... They're not rich like Republicans...
2007-02-19 08:12:03 · answer #3 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
180 degrees
2007-02-19 08:02:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic, very classic
2007-02-19 08:07:38 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one.. Haha!
2007-02-19 08:02:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE THIS ONE!!! Great joke and a very truthful one for that matter. LOL HAHAHAHA!!!
2007-02-19 08:18:28 · answer #7 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha.
2007-02-19 08:01:55 · answer #8 · answered by Princess Rach 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
total opposites! LOL!! good one!
2007-02-19 08:10:17 · answer #9 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one lol
2007-02-19 08:05:35 · answer #10 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋