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2007-02-19 07:20:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mamma is so ugly, it looks like her face caught on fire and somebody out it out with sandpaper.
2007-02-19 07:24:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
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2014-08-31 01:39:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama is so fat she has smaller fat women orbitting around her.
Your mama is so fat it takes a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
Your mama is so stupid she thinks you were worth keeping (Ouch)
2007-02-19 16:37:12 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma so short, she had to use a sticky hand to open the car door!
2007-02-19 15:30:26 · answer #4 · answered by veganchick1853794 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mommas so fat, when she jumps for joy she gets stuck.
2007-02-19 15:49:35 · answer #5 · answered by Ace 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat a bus hit her and she said who threw that rock! lol
2007-02-19 16:24:40 · answer #6 · answered by **Taira** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well....
yo mamas so poor, her bologna dont even have a first name!
yo mamas so old, she was a waitress at the last supper!
yo mamas so ugly, she looked put the window and got arrested for mooning!
have u ever heard of the old lady who lives in a shoe, well ur mamas so poor she lives in a flip-flop!
yo mamas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!
yo mamas very successful at her job: being a scarecrow!
your mamas so fat she walked by the tv and u missed 3 episodes!
your mamas so dumb she thought boyz 2 men was a daycare center.
your mamas so ugly she could only be ur mama.
yo mamas so ugly, ur daddy take her to work so he dont have to kiss her goodbye!
yo mama so stupid shes wit ur daddy.
yo mamas so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone!
yo mama so old her birthday expired.
yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise!
yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says "to be continued!"
yo mamas teeth are so yellow when she smiles she stops traffic!
yo mamas teeth are so yellow crows come down and pick at them like its corn!
when insulted:
sorry i shouldnt be talkin bout ur mama, cuz her face says it all
sorry i shouldnt be talkin bout ur mama, cuz i dont even know the man!
okay lets got off moms, ur daddy...
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-19 15:35:00 · answer #7 · answered by Kay 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yo mamma so stupid it took her two hours to watch 60 minutes
yo mamma so fat when she stepped on the scale it said TO BE CONTINUED
those are my favorites
2007-02-19 15:24:28 · answer #8 · answered by Sara 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mama so fat her belt is the equater.
yo mama is so poor she cant afford to pay attention!!!
2007-02-19 15:32:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't have a joke, but on Spongebob, one of the episodes, he answers the phone and yells "WHO IS THIS?....YOMAMMA!!!"
Cracks me up!!!
2007-02-19 15:25:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋