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2007-02-19 07:10:57 · 7 answers · asked by wassup 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: So, wanna go back to my place ?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book.
Man: But I don't know your name.
Woman: That's in the phone book too.
Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: What sign were you born under?
Woman: No Parking.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not Enter
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you.....to leave.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Woman: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
2007-02-19 07:14:20 · answer #1 · answered by ( Kelly ) 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
"Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I swear I can see myself in your pants." The guy that said that to me got a slap in the face, by the way. ;)
2016-05-24 11:27:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you tired cuz youve been all day thru my mind
id date your brother to get to you girl
you look so good i wish you were a garden
2007-02-19 07:17:29 · answer #3 · answered by JL39 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I may not be the best looking guy in the room...but I'm the only one talking to you."
2007-02-19 07:18:32 · answer #4 · answered by torn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you ripe, cause I smell fish.
2007-02-19 07:14:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kelly you are amazing! lol
2007-02-19 07:31:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
is there a keg in your pants?
2007-02-19 07:16:38 · answer #7 · answered by b4i_fku-r-u-18 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋