little mary had a poodle called fluffy(aaahhh)
one day the girl says to her mum''im takin fluffy out for a walk''
mum says''you cant today cos she is on heat''
mary says ''what does that mean''
mum gets embarrased and says''go and ask your dad he is in the garage''mary goes to the garage and says ''mum wont let me take fluffy for a walk cos she is on heat what does that mean dad?''
dad is now embarrased and says''listen luv dont worry about all that''
he gets a rag puts petrol on it and wipes the dogs privates with the rag
''now you can take her for a walk but only once round the block no further ok''
about 10 mins later mary comes back minus fluffy.
dad says ''where is fluffy ''
mary says ''its ok halfway round the block she ran out of petrol but its ok cos the other dogs are pushing her home''
2007-02-19 07:06:16 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
L O L ! ! ! ! , good one dude
good joke , i mean good luck !!!!
2007-02-19 07:10:32 · answer #1 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, today I heard the sound of sleigh bells being jingled at the Salvation Army kettle at the entrance to work. The sound of many people buying up all variety of food for their Christmas feasts! And Christmas songs floating out of the store stereo speakers. And so many customers saying or replying with Merry Christmases to me and mine! Merry Christmas Dizz dear and all my splendiferous Contacts on Y!A !!! oxoxox :)
2016-05-24 11:26:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-02-19 20:43:11 · answer #3 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!
2007-02-19 07:20:01 · answer #4 · answered by pepe..1 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL that is so funny.. Thanks for the laugh 10/10 for you x x
PS told mum this joke and she posted it on another website which is all dog owners and they all loved it too
2007-02-20 01:53:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I`ve heard it!
Love it though10/10
Tink x
2007-02-19 07:13:14 · answer #6 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL very funny, havent heard of that one before
2007-02-19 07:19:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW! What a joke...I really, really lmao. Take a BOW WOW!
2007-02-19 07:12:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
poor lickle poody
2007-02-19 19:42:30 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eh wasn't the best joke on this site
2007-02-19 07:18:49 · answer #10 · answered by gojets53 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋