Please add you funniest story so that everyone can share and have a good laugh. Last time was good but it could be better!
Please share funny stories!!!
Silly ones, stupid ones, gross ones!!!
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2007-02-19 06:39:17 · 8 answers · asked by marymouse26 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
Pretty Please With Cherries and Wipped Cream and Chocolate with Srawberry slices!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-19 06:48:23 · update #1
As written on the scrapbook page:
What’s a mom to do? There are times when you are so cute that I couldn’t possibly be mad at you.
Take this particular evening in January, for instance. You’d made it your calling that day to push my buttons, and I was nearing the point where I might lose it. It was late, and I’d been trying to get you to put away your toys for at least thirty minutes. In complete exasperation, I resorted to threats.
“If you don’t hurry up and put your toys away, you’re going to get it.”
To which you replied,
“I can’t, Mommy. My hurry is broken.”
At that moment I displayed the most amazing amount of self-control imaginable. Without cracking a smile, I said,
“Well, you’d better fix it.”
But you’d better believe that when your daddy got home from work that night, we absolutely howled over what had to be the most creative excuse for not cleaning that I’ve ever heard!
2007-02-19 06:48:08 · answer #1 · answered by Amanda M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's another one:
We have a 3 year old and a 3 month old. About a month ago, our infant had finished eating and was on the floor having tummy time. After a bit she started getting fussy so I picked her up and rhetorically asked her "Do you want to go take a nap?" My son, standing about 3 feet away leaned over to her and whispered, "Say no."
2007-02-19 06:50:18 · answer #2 · answered by Heather Y 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
About a month before Christmas, my husband, daughter (three years old) and I were shopping and I picked up something and said to my husband "Wow! I would love for Santa to bring me this!" and my daughter chimed in and said, "Santa isn't gonna bring you that, cause Daddy already bought you a new camera."
Walking through the receiving line after church one Sunday, I asked my daughter to please be nice when she shook our preacher's hand and please don't say anything to embarrass Mommy! She got up to the preacher, who said "Well Hello Rebecca! What's new with you?" My daughter-apple of my eye-responded "Mommy poots." One Sunday she told the preacher's wife, who's name is also Rebecca, that she (my daughter) had been busy tearing hell off the hinges.
My daughter is full of these little moments-she keeps me hopping, that's for sure. I could write a book!
2007-02-19 07:05:02 · answer #3 · answered by kelly24592 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband was showing our then 1 1/2 year old daughter off to his boss. My husband would name the animal and my daughter would make the approperiate noise. While at a loss for another animal my daughter chimed in... "My Daddy's hiney goes **Fart noise**" I thought I'd die laughing!
2007-02-19 08:13:28 · answer #4 · answered by mamaladybok 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was at a resturant with my 3 year old stepson, my 5 momth old daughter adn my mother in-law. when all of a sudden Jonathan farted and screamed IS THERE POO? i was so embarrised i didnt know what to do. everyone turned to look at him and laughed. it never fails that kids do know how to get all the attention.
2007-02-19 09:26:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-29 08:14:19 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My two year old was pretty advanced and I found myself quite proud of him when he learned his alphabet. One day he was sitting in my lap while I was wearing a shirt that says "I put the fun in dysfunctional" when he pointed to each letter and spelled DYSFUNCTIONAL. I was pretty proud of myself that he knew his letters and was feeling rather cocky until he said "That spells MOMMY!"
2007-02-19 07:35:16 · answer #7 · answered by Rosie S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
about a week ago my husband , my 2 yr old daughter, and i were sitting on the couch watching a movie. my husband used to blame his farts on our 2 yr old, but this time he let one rip, and my daughter,Asia, jumped up and screamed EEEWWWWW daddy poopooed mommy! daddy poo pooed! i think i almost died i was laughing soo hard!
2007-02-19 06:43:36 · answer #8 · answered by Carrie H 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋