Oldies but funnies...Well I laughed.
A selection of Newspaper headlines that have not been thought out very well
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
Farmer Bill Dies in House
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
Eye Drops Off Shelf
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
Deer Kill 17,000
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Dealers Will Hear Car Talk at Noon
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing in Killing
Air Head Fired
Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole in One
Man Steals Clock, Faces Time
Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
Never Withhold Herpes from Loved One
Smokers Are Productive, But Death Cuts Efficiency
Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung
Child's Stool Great for Use in Garden
Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy
Man is Fatally Slain
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Autos Killing 110 a Day, Let's Resolve to do Better
Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
2007-02-19 06:25:29 · 28 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
These are real!!
2007-02-19 06:33:54 · update #1
lol ur jokes r soooo funny!!! 10/10!
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2015-09-27 19:34:25 · answer #2 · answered by Kays 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-24 10:50:49 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a really good and funny read tink where do you get em 10/10
2007-02-19 07:46:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're funny, but they must be old since Reagan is mentioned.
2007-02-19 06:35:14 · answer #5 · answered by upallnight 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
10/10
Keep smilin'.
2007-02-22 08:27:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent! Love'em all! LOL.
2007-02-25 03:44:53 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one girl 9/10
2007-02-20 01:29:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If these are real, then it just makes this 10 x funnier! great job! 10/10
2007-02-19 06:33:12 · answer #9 · answered by Air 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L ! ! ! ! !
10/10 and a golden star
good luck !!!
2007-02-19 06:48:06 · answer #10 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋