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Educational Excerpt from the VAmpire Bible

The Vampire Creed

I am a Vampire

I worship my ego and I worship my life, for I am the only God that is.

I am proud that I am a predatory animal and I honour my animal instincts.

I exalt my rational mind and hold no belief that is in defiance of reason.

I recognise the difference between the worlds of truth and fantasy.

I acknowledge the fact that survival is the highest law.

I acknowledge the Dowers of Darkness to be hidden natural laws through which I work my
magic.

I know that my beliefs in Ritual are fantasy but the magic is real, and I respect and
acknowledge the results of my magic.

I realise there is no heaven as there is no hell, and I view death as the destroyer of life.

Therefore I will make the most of life here and now.

I am a Vampire.

Bow down before me.





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2007-02-19 06:24:04 · 6 answers · asked by Terry 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I am asking and excerpting so that all may see the wide world of religions. Apparently there are a number of Christians who cannot handle the fact that all religions are valid, not just Christianity. I am not of the Vampire religion.

2007-02-19 06:26:59 · update #1

6 answers

It sounds like a lot better religion than Christianity. Of course almost any religion is better than Christianity.

2007-02-19 07:28:12 · answer #1 · answered by Billybww 4 · 0 0

Evidently a vampire does not know the difference between truth and fantasy, otherwise they would know that vampirism is a made up fantasy from medieval times because people did not understand the process of decomposition of a dead body. There are people who drink blood and have fake fangs and do gruesome things but that is more along the lines of being mentally ill.

2007-02-19 14:34:30 · answer #2 · answered by Angelz 5 · 0 0

Not sure what your point is.

Legitimacy is established by truth, not by making sophomoric demands for equality. If you think about it, the demand for equal respect comes only from those who have nothing to offer to achieve it on their own.

2007-02-19 14:32:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

all religions are "valid" - that doesn't mean they are "true"

Nor does it mean they are OK. There will be a day, very soon, when there will be no doubt in anyone'e mind.....every knee will bow and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord....

That means vampires, witches, satanists, Buddhists, athiests, Muslims, etc. etc. .....

2007-02-19 14:43:17 · answer #4 · answered by martiismyname 3 · 0 0

I used to love Dark Shadows :)
Peace out.

2007-02-19 14:29:09 · answer #5 · answered by Lucy 3 · 0 0

now that's funny.

2007-02-19 14:29:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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