If God has a sense of humor that why am I not laughing ?

Question

Give me some examples of how you think God has a sense of humor. I need a good laugh.

Answer 1

Look what he did to make our lives miserable

Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Everything takes longer than you think.

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

Mother nature is a *****.

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
Every solution breeds new problems.

lol, isnt this enough? hes making fun of all of us!

Answer 2

Many animals perform humorous antics. Who can refrain from smiling at a kitten chasing a ball of wool? Who can help but laugh at puppies playing together, the mischievous pranks of monkeys, or the comical expressions of parrots? Jehovah has made certain animals very amusing to us humans, and this provides an unending source of happiness and fun. A sense of humor is clearly God’s gift.
The ability to be happy, to have fun, to enjoy a sense of humor, applies to all people and must logically have come from the Creator.
Ecclesiastes 3:4-- (there is)" a time to weep and a time to laugh"

Laughter, along with an active sense of humor, may help protect you against a heart attack, according to a recent study by cardiologists at the University of Maryland Medical Center in Baltimore. The study, which is the first to indicate that laughter may help prevent heart disease, found that people with heart disease were 40 percent less likely to laugh in a variety of situations compared to people of the same age without heart disease.

Our Creator truly cares for us and "laughter is the best medicine"

Answer 3

As a baby I had scarlet fever.
At 12, I had viral meningitis.
At 15 I fractured my skull, flying from inside a moving car and smacking the pavement during an accident.
At 24 I fell 33 feet off scaffolding and broke my back. The military told me to take Motrin for nearly 6 months before someone actually paid attention to it. By then it had developed into a degenerative disk disease with nerve root disorder.
4 years ago I was taking meds to get through my day and working 50 hours a week. Good job, good benefits, great money. Finally the future looks bright.
Then some lady runs a red light right into me at 55 mph and breaks my neck.

I've had 4 lower back surgeries, 2 plates put into my neck, both knees operated on multiple times, and my radial ulna nerve in my right arm relocated. I have no job, because I am physically unable to work. I take Methadone three times a day just to be able to walk. However, in their infinite wisdom, the state of Michigan sees my training and my degree, and disqualifies me from receiving any benefits. I have a house, a wife, three kids, and 2 car payments to make.

Here's the humor part - people still tell me God loves me.

LOL

Have a nice day. Remember, it could be worse.

Answer 4

Whomever else may have a sense of humor, God included, what is needed for you to laugh is that you have a sense of humor.

Answer 5

No one said the jokes were good. Or that it was a GOOD sense of humor.

If I need to look at God's sense of humor, I look at the llama. I don't believe in God...but if there was one....the llama is representative of a sense of humor.

Another example would be all of the hypocrites who act in his name.....I usually laugh about that for minutes when they are exposed.

How can you look at Christian Fundamentalists saying God loves you...love him back or he'll burn you in hell...and NOT see a sense of humor.

It's just dark comedy.

Answer 6

Nobody said he had a good sense of humor

Answer 7

"God" might have a sense of humor, but I think you just don't get the joke. After all, "He" created most of "His" followers without one. At least where "God" jokes are concerned.

Answer 8

Perhaps it's you that doesn't have a sense of humor.
You ever take a good look at the neck on a Giraffe?
You ever take a good look at the size of the pit in the middle of a Avocado?

Answer 9

Maybe your lack of a sense of humor is a birth defect.

Answer 10

God invented humor, He just called it Earth.