OK AFTER READING HORRIBLE STORIES FROM ALL OF YOU (MYSELF INCLUDED)
WE NEED TO LAUGH!!!!!
ENTER YOUR FUNNIEST MOMMY/DADDY STORIES HERE
My funniest (grossest too) Was when my ten month old figured out how to take off her diaper. During an hour nap she managed to paint brown her entire pack and play with tiny hand prints... Don't worry she didn't eat any and we took her to the doctor for check up... she was fine... But it took me three hours to clean her and the mess up!!!
2007-02-19 06:04:05 · 10 answers · asked by marymouse26 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
UH IS ANYBODY GOING TO SHARE OR ARE YOU ALL PERFECT!!??
When I say stupid mommy, I mean mommy who got very surprised by our lovable tiny terrors.
2007-02-19 06:12:25 · update #1
WHAT IS YOUR FUNNIEST STORY???
2007-02-19 06:13:19 · update #2
COME ON PEOPLE, LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE, I read all of your questions and answer as many as possible... This is something we all NEED!!!
2007-02-19 06:34:33 · update #3
BEWARE THOSE WITHOUT STRONG STOMACHS!
It's a little gross...
I'm not a mom (or a dad). I am a 15 year old guy.
My family always went to Myrtle Beach, SC for summer vacation. One time, I had to go back to our room to go to the bathroom. I was about 2 years old, just beginning potty training. I couldn't hold it any longer, so I sat on my dad's shoulders while he ran back. Well, you can probably see where this is going. I went, ALL OVER his back. He wasn't angry, just laughed. My mom was right behind us and she fell over laughing.
2007-02-19 06:13:09 · answer #1 · answered by Busta 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Okay, first I feel so bad for you, that is gross.
Here's what just happened to us:
Last Wednesday our kitchen sink clogged up. My husband first tried to clear it with Drano. When that didn't work he decided to disassemble to drain to snake it out. This led to a large flood in the kitched from all the backed up water. My husband grabbed towels to clean it up. Turns out the #1 ingredient in Drano is bleach and so now I have a lot of what used to be very nice towels that appear to be tie-dyed. Well my husbands snake got caught up and he decided it was time to call the plumber. So Roto Rooter comes out with their electric auger, which also gets stuck. So the guy sends his little camera down and about a foot and a half down sees what he describes as a ball bearing stuck in the pipe. Our sink drains only allow for something the size of a piece of corn to fit down so this makes no sense. After an hour of trying to get it out he finally succeeds and it turns out to be a SCREWDRIVER! Apparently a year and a half ago when we remodeled the kitchen, our son (who at the time was 2) had dropped it down the pipe without our knowlegde when the pipe was open. I could only laugh as I handed over the $100+ to the plumber.
2007-02-19 06:16:12 · answer #2 · answered by Heather Y 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
When I had our second daughter, our first born was 3. I had a c-section. On the 45 minute drive home from the hospital, in which I was terribly uncomfortable, oooohhh the littlest bumps hurt so bad. Anyway, our 3 year old, had recently discovered the reaction she saw in us by using the word freakin. So, here we are driving home and she starts in with this. Keep in mind that hearing a cute little voice saying this really sounds pretty funny.
Freakin car...
Freakin store...
Freakin motorcycle...
Freakin baby...
(me..to husband...while trying not to laugh) Make her stop I can't handle it anymore. Oh, it went on and on. It hurt so bad to laugh, but it was funny. I know, bad parents for letting her hear that word. She doesn't say it anymore.
2007-02-19 06:22:11 · answer #3 · answered by Wendy B 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well, I was an idiot when my first was born because my hubby bought pre mixed liquid formula that needed added water and I did not know and he did but didn't say because he thought I knew. Well, the day he went back to work after Daddy leave I quit breastfeeding due to alot of problems so decided to give the formula a shot. Well I poured 2 ounces in the bottle because that was all she needed. My dumbass didin't add an equal amount of water and couldn't figure out why my baby was all of a sudden throwing up but she was fine when my husband fed her. So, I was freakin out all day until my hubby got home and he figured out what I had done and he started laughing and I started crying because I felt so bad for my baby but needless to say, I 've learned my lesson and read everything now when it comes to my child.
2007-02-19 06:19:28 · answer #4 · answered by LKJ 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
right here is yet another one: we've a three 3 hundred and sixty 5 days previous and a three month previous. some month in the past, our toddler had finished eating and become on the floor having tummy time. After somewhat she began getting fussy so I picked her up and rhetorically asked her "do you prefer to bypass take a snooze?" My son, status approximately 3 feet away leaned over to her and whispered, "Say no."
2016-09-29 08:12:24 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will be able to add tothis in a few months but for now I will tell youthat my sister was on the phone with me and her 2 year old and 14 month old woke up and ended up in the kitchen they decided to take all the food out of the fridgerator and paint the room with the food needless to say she hung up the phone and had alot to clean up.
2007-02-19 06:15:46 · answer #6 · answered by neicee 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mine is very similar but equally as gross. Last summer I was letting my little one crawl around with just a diaper since it gets over 100 here in august. Well, as I was making lunch, he had managed to rip off his diaper with a surprise inside and rub his little booty all over the living room carpet!!! He crawls into the kitchen with poo all over his hands and bottom but thank god nothing was on or near his face. (and since he was crawling with poo, there was a nice "poo trail" leading from the "take-off" spot to touch down when mommy found him. It took me forever to steam clean the carpet.
2007-02-19 06:23:55 · answer #7 · answered by Stephanie S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well... im not a mother, but my little sister had her two cousins over and we were letting them play together, since they never saw each other. Well... they were in the other room... (they are 1, 2, & 3) and all of a sudden they come hopping through the room going ribbett, ribbet. It was so funny. Then minutes later they come through again roaring like lions... but this time Zach, the oldest, looked up at us and said, "We're Lions!!"
I will always remember that.
2007-02-19 06:37:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol
that was funny
2007-02-19 06:08:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
how is this a question.
2007-02-19 06:08:46 · answer #10 · answered by John Cena ♥'s Me 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋