Heard there were some good ones based on the lords prayer.
What's the best one?
2007-02-19 05:41:07 · 4 answers · asked by Cardinal Fang 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Which do YOU think is best?
Our saucer which art in a colander, draining be Your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy meatballness be done on earth, as it is meaty in heaven. Give us this day our daily sauce, and forgive us our lack of piracy, as we pirate and smuggle against those who lack piracy with us. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us from non-red meat sauce. For thine is the colander, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. Ramen.
Hail meatsauce, full of beef. The Spaghetti Monster is with you. Blessed are you among sauces, and blessed is the spice from your shaker. Heated meatsauce, monster of taste, pray for us non-pirates now and at the hour of our hunger. RAmen
Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. RAmen.
more at the link.
2007-02-19 05:53:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Flying Spaghetti Monster Prayer
2016-09-29 03:13:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pastafarian Prayer
2016-12-11 06:54:40 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. RAmen.
2014-04-09 19:54:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like the last one from blackbird, darn now I'm hungry.
2007-02-19 05:56:11 · answer #5 · answered by lilith 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
i have a good one for you and i came up with it on my own how about you say oh dear flying spaghetti monster please touch me with your noodly appendages and fill my stomach with your delicious pasta ramen rotflmao
2007-02-19 05:47:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
And may God be with you all because you sure need him.
2016-02-09 09:38:28 · answer #7 · answered by David Oaks 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋