Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush.
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Man starts shouting in a store...... where is my free gift with this
oil?
Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this
Man: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE
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Man: in my dreams rats play football evry night
Doctor: take this tablet you will be ok
Man: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final match
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he Has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe,But you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put theCurse on you. The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce You man and wife."
2007-02-19 05:33:15 · 13 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha ha! Not bad little jokes!!
2007-02-19 05:38:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those were really funny keep em comin
2007-02-19 14:37:11 · answer #2 · answered by heyyall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those jokes have had me snickering and snorting for the last 30 minutes.............LOL
2007-02-19 13:55:39 · answer #3 · answered by Beeeej 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA!! the first and last were the best, but all of them were great!
2007-02-19 13:57:08 · answer #4 · answered by Air 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haaa, cute. It's refreshing to get jokes you can actually pass on with out worry of "offending" someone.that are actually FUNNY! ...thanks
2007-02-19 14:06:25 · answer #5 · answered by Poptart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!! I like the last one the best!!!
2007-02-19 13:47:49 · answer #6 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
great jokes!!
2007-02-20 16:55:41 · answer #7 · answered by Blue P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they were okay, but the dirty ones are the funniest! ;)
2007-02-19 14:55:40 · answer #8 · answered by ?s @ Y! Answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good in deed.
2007-02-19 14:00:09 · answer #9 · answered by Blade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice.
2007-02-19 14:11:59 · answer #10 · answered by Sidney 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋