And why?
2007-02-19 05:16:19 · 9 answers · asked by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well, now, there's a horse of a different color, ZC.
The FSM doesn't care if you believe in him or worship him. #1 on his list:
I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like a Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou *** When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject.
2007-02-19 05:28:39 · answer #1 · answered by Kallan 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NASA and the European Space Agency. Ok, let's give the Russians a piece of action, and Japan too.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is real. I see it here almost every morning. I can show you a picture of it (my sister in law when she wakes up in the morning).
Good thing she sticks to Yahoo Answers in Spanish.
2007-02-19 13:28:36 · answer #2 · answered by David G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is daddy's job to explain to his youngster that there is no such thing as monsters. If, however, you are referring to my 21st birthday when I drank a bottle of Jager and then ate a bunch of spaghetti before hurling projectile vomit all over my dorm room- one might be inclined to believe that the Spaghetti Monster indeed exhists. Leave the responsibility to me. I can handle it.
2007-02-19 13:24:30 · answer #3 · answered by Hanz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard Hillary Clinton was putting that in her next bill... on Wednesday....because Wednesday is Prince Spaghetti Day
2007-02-19 13:20:02 · answer #4 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The responsibility to provide definitive proof that the thing does not exist rests with those who do not believe. If you do believe, why would want to disprove it?
2007-02-19 13:28:13 · answer #5 · answered by Elizabeth Howard 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is an anti-pasta scientific conspiracy. everyone knows that the geological strata are really made in the image of sacred lasagna, and super strings are really super noodles. everyone knows that theory of gravity is full of gaps and therefore false we don't fall off because there are invisible noodles keeping us held down. and if we evoluted from monkeys why am i allergicated to peanuts.
2007-02-19 13:29:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is my responsibility because he does exist. Praise his name!
2007-02-19 13:20:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
R&F -- they manufacture noodles.
2007-02-19 13:21:42 · answer #8 · answered by Contemplative Monkey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not me, I have enough sh*t to do
2007-02-19 13:20:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋