2007-02-19 04:45:54 · 42 answers · asked by Dont get Infected 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Funny you should ask that! I did see Jesus in a strip club years ago. He was sitting there nursing his beer like everyone else. He didn't do anything outrageous, just sat there leering. Well, it was a funny sight!
2007-02-19 04:49:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lots of guys named Jesus have been to strip clubs.
2007-02-19 04:48:18 · answer #2 · answered by Dolores G. Llamas 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well, I do think Jesus had sex sometime during his life. I really do hope he did, because how sad would it be to die in your 30's, still a virgin.
If I saw him today in a strip club, I'd buy him a glass of wine and ask him if he were a regular.
2007-02-19 04:59:51 · answer #3 · answered by Playing 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I assure you Jesus is in the Strip Clubs.
Many former stripers (women) go to the Strip Club's with Jesus and purchase "Lap-Dances" from the stripers. Instead of receiving the lap dances, they've bought time to share Jesus' love (true love not flesh) with the girls so that they may experience love.
These evangelists are former strippers who what to help their fellow co-workers find happiness. I think it's beautiful myself, and wish the best for these women.
2007-02-19 04:52:17 · answer #4 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Congratulate him for holding all the lustful people accountable since that's the only way we would see him in a strip club.
2007-02-19 04:48:35 · answer #5 · answered by squealy68 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know since I don't look for him in a strip club. I pay money to see what I want to see.
2007-02-19 04:50:40 · answer #6 · answered by ShanShui 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't really like strip clubs. It has no moral thing to it....I just don't enjoy them. I like naked women. I like porn. But I feel uncomortable and bored the few times that I've been obliged to go to one.
I'd see a shrink about taking meds....since I don't think Jesus is a saviour, prophet, or son of God.
2007-02-19 04:49:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
what would you do if he found YOU in a strip club. He was used to hanging out with sinners.
2007-02-19 06:32:12 · answer #8 · answered by IKB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wonder what the hell i was doing in the strip club in the first place... then get jesus a beer!
2007-02-19 04:48:40 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Leave the club immediately. Actually I'd be kinda relieved because I always thought he was gay, hangin out in caves with all those disciple dudes all the time, ya know?
2007-02-19 04:49:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋