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The body is ruling the mind, the mind says no, but the repuglcian body takes over. What do I do?

2007-02-19 04:43:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Law Enforcement & Police

17 answers

Run for president.

2007-02-19 04:46:00 · answer #1 · answered by derelicthypotheses 2 · 4 0

Suicide is a logical option if you believe (read "Life After Death" by Deepak Chopra) that the mind lives on eternally-the body is only a temporary stopping place, used as a short stop in the eternal learning process. I've long suspected that most, if not all, so called Republicans have your affliction.

2007-02-19 12:52:15 · answer #2 · answered by golfer7 5 · 2 1

What's the matter? Jacket just a little too snug in the shoulders? Here's what you do. Get one of your little interns or campaign supporters to go out on a date with you. Being a democRAT, it won't REALLY matter which sex they are... Get them a little drunk and then drive them off a condemned bridge, you swim away, walk back to the party, put on some dry clothes, have a couple more drinks and then go to bed. Report the "accident" in the morning. What the hell? It worked for Ted Kennedy...

2007-02-19 12:53:50 · answer #3 · answered by Doc 7 · 1 2

Turn yourself in to the FBI. Tell them all the crimes you have committed and ask the President for a pardon.

2007-02-19 12:47:12 · answer #4 · answered by Mother 6 · 2 0

Well you cannot let someone else control your self. So find out who the person is then remember if you last bumped into someone on accident! LOL! Then Find your own body and try to trade places again!

2007-02-19 12:47:30 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Miss.Kayla♥ 3 · 1 1

Switch to an independent and give 10 hale Mary's

2007-02-19 12:47:13 · answer #6 · answered by delmonticoman 5 · 2 1

meet in the middle. mediate a compromise between your body and mind. take the best positions from both parties and be independent!

2007-02-19 12:46:28 · answer #7 · answered by martinmagini 6 · 1 2

Call 911 immediately.

2007-02-19 12:53:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

u got it wrong
its the left winger way to committ crime
remember the liberal courts of the 60's and 70's
that let out a s h i t pot full of rapists and thugs and murderers
the conservatives courts puts away criminals
so its the liberal self that wants to hurt people

2007-02-19 12:47:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Get a head or brain transplant this might also help out your problem with spelling.

2007-02-19 15:50:12 · answer #10 · answered by WhatTF 2 · 0 2

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