2007-02-19 04:40:38 · 22 answers · asked by lpierce9184 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There was a poll a couple of years back and the winner was;-
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
yeah, I know!
2007-02-19 04:43:18 · answer #1 · answered by Avondrow 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
There was this government who told the people that it was going to charge them per mile to use their roads.
Then they said that the money would all be used to improve rail and bus services. How we all laughed!
Isn't that the funniest joke you've EVER heard?
2007-02-19 04:50:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
George W. Bush's Answer:
Look, it's tough crossin' the road. The chicken knows it's tough. The American people have got to understand that I know the chicken knows it's tough. I read the report. But the chicken's on the march. And it will get the job done .
2007-02-19 04:46:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
The one on Monty Python used as a war weapon against the Germans, where they had to get several different people to write small portions of it because if anyone read the whole thing, they'd die laughing.
2007-02-19 04:43:50 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
posted this yesterday, i find it very funny
Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that Three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq . To everyone's amazement, all of the colour ran from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering.? Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld,? "Just exactly how
many is a brazillion?"
2007-02-19 04:50:04 · answer #5 · answered by gone 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
World peace will be attend by the end of this year
2007-02-19 04:50:00 · answer #6 · answered by 1/Cos c 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would be a matter of oppinion, but George Bush would come a close first, followed closely by Tony Blair.
2007-02-19 04:43:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Its only safe to read it in German, don't try to translate it, YOU WILL DIE!!!
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
2007-02-20 01:59:11 · answer #8 · answered by theearlof87 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a guy goes to a fancy dress completely naked, with a girl tied to his back. when he gets there someone says 'do you know that its fancy dress' the guys says 'yeah im a snail' the other guy confused said well how are you a snail?' the man with the girl on his back points to her and says 'this is michelle'..............
2007-02-19 04:47:25 · answer #9 · answered by Neil T 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road.
First times a charm.
2007-02-19 04:45:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋