What is your favorite joke?

Question

=====no.1=====

In a prison there were 3 women. One redhead, one brunette and one blonde. They were about to be executed by gunfire.

When they were about to shoot the redhead, they asked her, "Do you have any last words?"
She shouted "Tornado!"
The guards quickly ran for cover while the redhead ran to escape.

Then it was the brunettes turn. They said the same thing to her and she shouted "Hurricane!"
The guards quickly ran for cover while the brunette ran to escape.

Finally it was the blonde's turn. She took the example of the redhead and brunette and so when the guards asked her the same question, she shouted "Fire!!"


=====no.2=====

Two blondes were driving through Louisiana. As
they were
approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing
about the
pronunciation of the town. They argued back and
forth until
they stopped at a fast-food restaurant for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one blonde asked
the manager,
"Before we order, could you please settle an
argument for us?
Would you please pronounce where we are . very
slowly?"

The manager leaned over the counter and said:
"Burrrrrrr-gerrrrrr Kiiiiiing."


=====no.3=====
A blond guy, a brunnette guy and a red head guy
take their girlfriends on a triple date to a
restaurant. The brunnette guy say to his
wife, "Pass the honey, honey!" She says ''awww
your sweet!'' The red head thinks ''Man that guys
good'', so he says to his girlfriend, "Pass the
sugar, sugar!" Shes says ''Awww I love you!'' The
blond guy thinks ''wow they are good'', so he says
to his girlfriend, "Pass the pork, pig!"

=====no.4=====

Their was 3 women who escaped from prison a blond,a red head ,and a brunette.They saw 3 sacks laying on the ground.So they jumped in them when they saw the guard coming.The guard kicked the 1st bag with the brunette in it...meow . It must be a cat in that bag.
The guard goes over to the 2nd bag with the red head in it and kicks it...woof woof .It must be a dog in that bag.
He goes over to the 3rd bag with the blond in it ...potatoes

=====no.5=====
Why was the blond starring at the jug of orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.

=====no.6=====
This blond walk in to a store and says to the guy i want to buy this refrigerator .
The man says i don't sell to blond.
The next day the same woman walks in to the same store with a red wig on and says to the man i want to buy this refrigerator.
The man says i don't sell to blonds.
She says how did you know i was a blond?
The man walks away.
The next day the same woman walks in to the store with a brunette wig on and says to the man i want to buy this refrigerator.
The man says i don't sell to blonds.
The woman asks how did you know i was blond?
The man walks away .
The next day she walks in to the same store with a blue wig on and says to the man i want to buy this refrigerator.
The man says i told you i don't sell to blonds.
The woman says how did you know i was a blond?
The man says because that's a washing machine.


=====no.7=====
Moses, Jesus, and an old guy go golfing. Moses hits the ball and it lands in a lake. He says, "It's Ok." And he parts the waters and hits it again. He gets a hole in two. Jesus hits it and his ball also lands in the lake. He parts the waters and also gets a hole in two. The old guy hits the ball and a rabbit swollowed it. Then, an eagle swoops down and grbs the rabbit with his talons. The rabbit spits out the ball and the old guy got a hole in one. Moses turns to Jesus and says,"I hate it when your dad plays."

Answer 1

i liked 3 5 and 7 caus ei heard the rest and didn't really think 2 was funny

Answer 2

4

Answer 3

No 6 is hilarious! Here's my contribution:

Why did the Blonde climb over the glass wall?

To see what was on the other side!

Answer 4

your 2d one ive heard earlier yet with, grass and a snake quite of a automobile and storage. yet its nevertheless stable! A fellow grow to be tormented by constipation, so his well-being practitioner perscribed suppositories. each week later he grow to be lower back on the well-being practitioner's complaining his constipation had gotten worse, not greater powerful. The well-being practitioner asked "have you ever been taking the suppositories generally?" "What do you think of i've got been doing," mentioned the guy, "Shoving them up my ***?" An old guy is going to the well-being practitioner for his each year actual, his spouse tagging alongside. while the well-being practitioner enters the examination room, he tells the old guy, "i choose a urine pattern, a stool pattern and a sperm pattern." The old guy, being tricky of listening to, seems at his spouse and yells: "WHAT?" "What did he say? what's he choose?" His spouse yells lower back, "He needs your underclothes." "Your eating is initiating to tension your persons and enjoyed ones far flung from you, making you such as you will seen it plenty in the previous." those i think of are rather humorous. lol desire you like them!

Answer 5

I like #7 the best. #4 is really old

Answer 6

hahahahahaha,,
all,,

check out my joke--

blonde gal--my maths teacher is an idiot,,
blonde guy--why?
blonde gal--she told me 2+2=4
blonde guy--but thats right,,
blonde gal--but yesterday she told me 3+1=4

Answer 7

my favorite ones were no. 1 and no. 5
I didn't get the last one and didn't like the rest because i either heard it before or thought they were lame!

Answer 8

number 6 made me laugh the most because it was one i hadn't heard before and made me laugh the most

Answer 9

hahaha those r all good, but i like the first persons answer the best lol =]