An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed. He got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her neck.
Suddenly he got up and left the room. As soon as possible the husband made his way across the room to his bride, his chair in tow, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing you on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just co-operate and do anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it!. Be strong and I love you."
After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says: "Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck....He was whispering in my ear. He said he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong and I love you, too."
2007-02-19 04:15:41 · 15 answers · asked by Katherine P 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHAHA! good one. i think i've seen another of your jokes on hear before. your funny!
2007-02-19 05:45:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THats weird heh heh heh w00t boring tho
2007-02-19 12:43:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still funny after all these years.
2007-02-19 12:27:29 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha heard it before but i still loved it =]
2007-02-19 12:38:50 · answer #4 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha..that one's one of my favorites!
2007-02-19 12:22:02 · answer #5 · answered by steff0317 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one
2007-02-19 12:21:03 · answer #6 · answered by CoyaBug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*yawn* heard it b4.............
of course you dont get it, only idiots like zac efron! the convicts gay and hes gonna sodomize the dude!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-19 12:20:01 · answer #7 · answered by ?s @ Y! Answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard it before, but its still great
2007-02-19 12:19:04 · answer #8 · answered by diggerml 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha....a good one!
2007-02-19 12:21:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats kinda sick but funny.
2007-02-19 12:31:19 · answer #10 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋