wot do you give? lets see if this one is a violation lamo?

Question

> >This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
> >
> >What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
> >
> >Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We
> >have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
> >
> >How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
> >
> >Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
> >questions:
> >
> >If:
> >
> >A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
> >is represented as:
> >1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
> >
> >Then:
> >H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is
> >8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
> >
> >and
> >
> >K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is
> >11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
> >
> >But
> >
> >A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is
> >1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
> >
> >And,
> >
> >B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is
> >2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
> >
> >AND, look how far *** kissing will take you.
> >
> >A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
> >1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
> >
> >So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and
> >Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
> >Bullshit and *** Kissing that will get you to the top!

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Answer 1

Excellent!! sending this to all my seniors at my office! i guess they gave it 118% to get there!

Answer 2

Fantastic! I'll never make it in the corporate world. Best of luck to all the brown nosers!

Answer 3

Nice one like it alot

Answer 4

I would totally agree with you,I am certainly not going to try and work this out. lol.

Answer 5

LOL. Um-Hum! LOL.

Thanks for the laugh, and have a great day!

Answer 6

Thats true.*** kissing is most important thing.

Answer 7

I like it....and sounds about right too....rofpml

Answer 8

What a waste of time...... thanks

and whats a lamo?

Answer 9

lol
so funny
did u make that up

Answer 10

Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
HOW TRUE.!!!