Answering Service At The Mental Institute
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until someone comes on the line.
If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic-stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you."
2007-02-19 03:44:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You've made my day. Thanks.
2007-02-19 03:54:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is great. Now I can program my cell phone with speed dial for all of these numbers. Thanks a billion.
2007-02-19 03:55:22 · answer #2 · answered by Me2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha thats a good one very funny i luved it =]
2007-02-19 03:50:59 · answer #3 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah that was hilarious
seems familiar though
2007-02-19 03:52:45 · answer #4 · answered by britrob20 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. those are awesome
2007-02-19 03:50:15 · answer #5 · answered by Syd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like that one.
2007-02-19 03:49:22 · answer #6 · answered by ma5he5sp90 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats was sooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!
2007-02-19 03:50:07 · answer #7 · answered by tz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAH!! i love it!
2007-02-19 04:15:49 · answer #8 · answered by diggerml 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i LOVE it!
2007-02-19 03:50:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-19 03:54:14 · answer #10 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!!!!! this is great!!!!!!
2007-02-19 03:48:54 · answer #11 · answered by ?s @ Y! Answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋