A Loan for Kermit
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
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The bank manager looks back at her and says..."It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
2007-02-19 03:42:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Yep! I love this one! LOL.
It's a goodie! LOL.
Have a great day, and thanks for the laughs!
2007-02-20 06:00:34 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg i have heard that so many times and it never gets old, i laugh at it now like i did the first time i heard it, thank you very much
2007-02-19 11:48:10 · answer #2 · answered by mark a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is too funny. i love it. LOL a million times!
2007-02-19 11:48:53 · answer #3 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-19 12:03:48 · answer #4 · answered by ronald m 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Falling out of my chair laughing........very good!!!
2007-02-19 11:48:37 · answer #5 · answered by to_sassy4_u 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha shweett =]
2007-02-19 11:47:24 · answer #6 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, I admit it, it was cute.
thanks
tc
2007-02-19 11:47:26 · answer #7 · answered by timc_fla 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is very very funny
2007-02-19 12:24:29 · answer #8 · answered by Kendra H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HUH?? SOrry to be ride i don't get it.
2007-02-19 17:56:27 · answer #9 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute!
2007-02-19 11:48:02 · answer #10 · answered by Scott 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋