One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."
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2007-02-19 03:22:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Poor guy, sitting all night in a bar and not drinking!
2007-02-19 03:32:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god - all the time, it's not really a joke, it's when I'm telling a story about something funny that happened to me or something xx
2016-03-29 02:47:23 · answer #2 · answered by Susan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one- 10/10
2007-02-19 03:35:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-02-19 03:28:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny!
2007-02-19 03:27:02 · answer #5 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. thats a smart thing to do
2007-02-19 03:25:57 · answer #6 · answered by Polly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats fantastic
2007-02-19 03:41:14 · answer #7 · answered by mark a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. that was a good idea.
2007-02-19 03:35:40 · answer #8 · answered by ma5he5sp90 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is too funny!! LOL!! i love it!!
2007-02-19 03:28:04 · answer #9 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and he did it so well.
LOL
2007-02-19 03:26:50 · answer #10 · answered by jeeccentricx2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋