A blonde finds a way to phone her mum.
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland.
When the man tells her it will be $300 She exclaims.."I don't have any money.. but I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland !!!! "
To that the man asks "Anything"??
And the blonde says "yes.. Anything"!! With that, the man says "Follow me"
..He walks into the next room and tells her "Come in and close the door"..She does!!
He then says "Get on your knees"..She does!!..
He then says take down my zipper"..She does!!...
He then says "Go ahead... Take it out"
With that, she takes it out and takes hold of it with both hands!!
The man then says "Well.. Go ahead"!!...
She brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips..
She says "HELLO, MOM"????
2007-02-19 03:16:28 · 42 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tink your not really blonde by any chance
ah well wishful thinking
great joke 10/10
2007-02-21 21:52:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny, 8/10
2007-02-19 03:42:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cant think that was a blonde tink they all know what to do with it 10/10
2007-02-19 03:55:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You've some really good jokes. I can't be bothered to answer them all but I'll still keep laughing!
2007-02-24 21:45:24 · answer #4 · answered by michael w 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Discusting but funny
2007-02-19 03:36:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the Polish for a bj They will be putting it on road signs next. ☺•☻
2007-02-19 03:26:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Made me a giggle a really little bit, teehee
2007-02-19 03:20:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG....
hahahahahhahahahaa
it's really funny....
i laughed till the tears run down my check...
2007-02-20 09:21:42 · answer #8 · answered by Blue P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a gem..10/10.i nearly choked on my coffee reading that and now i have the visualisation in my head..priceless
2007-02-19 03:26:51 · answer #9 · answered by delboy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that's good. Nice one
2007-02-19 03:21:28 · answer #10 · answered by iwalkalonelyroad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋