and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business, and unable to be reached. While in the coma, she gave birth to her twins, and the only person around to name her children was her brother.
When the mother came out of her coma to find she had given birth and that her brother had named the twins, she became very worried, because he wasn't a very bright guy. She was sure he had named them something absurd or stupid. When she saw her brother she asked him about the twins.
He said, "The first one was a girl."
The mother: "What did you name her?!?"
Brother: "Denise!"
The Mom: "Oh, wow, that's not bad! What about the second one?"
Brother: "The second one was a boy."
The Mom: "Oh, and what did you name him?"
Brother: "Denephew."
2007-02-19 02:21:46 · 10 answers · asked by nine_iron76 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You made me grin - thanks!
2007-02-19 02:24:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee! That was cute! But for some reason when I read "Denise" I was expecting the punchline...
2007-02-19 02:26:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have named them peter and repeater or kate and duplicate
2007-02-19 02:25:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haa, funny
2007-02-19 02:26:27 · answer #4 · answered by seaturtle36 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sum1 needs a name change
2007-02-19 07:14:59 · answer #5 · answered by cna_angel06 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-19 02:35:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie by goodie.
2007-02-19 02:26:02 · answer #7 · answered by jeeccentricx2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, not bad.
2007-02-19 02:25:43 · answer #8 · answered by reznap12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good, i didn't see it coming!
2007-02-19 02:26:34 · answer #9 · answered by B2B2008 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! not to bad, not to bad!
2007-02-19 02:29:01 · answer #10 · answered by Air 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋