yall got any good ones? i'll start off with:
yo' mama so fat, when she joined the army and the sergeant said "hit the trenches" the entire platoon jumped up her butt crack.
2007-02-19 02:21:29 · 10 answers · asked by sf1medusa 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
1. Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
2. Yo Mama so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
3. Yo Mama so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.
4. Yo Mama so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.
5. Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
6. Yo Mama so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
7. Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
8. Yo Mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
9. Yo Mama so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.
10. Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
2007-02-19 02:26:03 · answer #1 · answered by nydiva28 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
HAHAH!! thats funny lol
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo Momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
2007-02-19 02:27:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so stupid someone text her 'can u talk'[meaning if she was busy] she text them back no i'm dumb. yo mama so stupid she wrote stup and left off the id saying that's her identification. yo mama so stupidish she wore a t-shirt that says 'im not a people person although i might look like one. you mama is so stup... she search for contact on her phone add new number self\own number,first name stupid. she rings back her number using another phone saying'answer the phone stupid',then she says l,o,l. shes so off she ate the letters in the word stupid.
2016-05-24 08:43:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so dumb she took a spoon to the Superbowl.
yo mama is so fat that your daddy has to ask for directions when having sex.
you're so ugly... well just look at your mom
you're so ugly that when you were born they smacked your mom
your mama is so fat that when she stepped outside to take a walk she blocked the sun and caused the next ice age.
2007-02-19 03:11:59 · answer #4 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! Your joke was funny, too!
Yo mamma so fat, she has to iron her clothes on the driveway.
Yo mamma so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, you missed to shows.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes 4 planes, 3 speed boats, 2 bikes and 1 scooter to get to her good side.
Yo mamma so ugly, when she went to go enter an ugly contest, the judges turned her away, saying "Sorry, um... Ma'am, no professionals!"
Yo mamma so stupid she put her watch in the bank to save time.
Yo mamma so stupid, she thought the Board of Education was a piece of wood.
Yo mamma so ugly, when you were born the doctors didn't have to slap yo butt to make you start crying; you just took a look at her!
Heres some Yo mamma so nasty jokes:
Yo mamma so nasty, she stuck a phone up her a*s to make a booty call!
Yo mamma so nasty she has to sneak up on her bathwater.
I don't have a lot, but I hope the little bit of Yo mamma jokes I posted were funny enough!
2007-02-19 02:46:43 · answer #5 · answered by Air 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama has so much dandruff, a fly landed on her head and said " dam*, i ain't seen this much snow in years."
2007-02-19 02:38:20 · answer #6 · answered by Qt PIE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so stupid,i told her it was chili outside and she ran out with a bowl and spoon.
2007-02-19 02:25:07 · answer #7 · answered by cdynll 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mamma is so fat When she walks backwards evryone hears a beep beep beep beep beep beep beep bepp
2007-02-19 02:54:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
your mama is so s.tupid she stuck a baterry on her a.s.s and yelled "i got the power"
2007-02-19 03:12:25 · answer #9 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice, here is one for you,YO MAMA IS SO POOR,WHEN I ENTERED HER APPARTMENT,THE WELCOME NOTE SAYS 'WELFARE"
YO MOMMA IS DUMB,WHEN YOU WERE BORN SHE SAID "HOLY CRAP DID IT CAME OUT OF MY ***,LOL
2007-02-19 02:56:40 · answer #10 · answered by born4mission 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋