Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.
Andy's wife, refusing to give in to the looks of growing old, goes out and buys a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asks her husband - "Darling, honestly, if you didn't know me, what age would you say I am?"
Looking over her carefully, Andy replied,...
"Judging from your skin, twenty;
your hair, eighteen;
and your figure, twenty five."
"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed. Just as she was about to tell Andy his reward, he stops her by saying...
"WHOA, hold on there sweety!" Andy interrupted.
"I haven't added them up yet!"
2007-02-19 01:44:21 · 21 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!!!!!!!! im still stalking you! plus i get points!
2007-02-19 08:48:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Perhaps before Andy cracked on his wife, he should have seen the receipt from Barnes and Nobels for "The Complete Works of Lorena Bobbit"
2007-02-19 10:10:22 · answer #2 · answered by Carnac the Magnificent 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-19 09:47:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee, refreshing, 8/10
2007-02-19 09:58:42 · answer #4 · answered by Tracy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny. andy's sleepin on the couch tonight!
2007-02-19 09:50:57 · answer #5 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Poor Andy....
2007-02-19 10:35:18 · answer #6 · answered by janember819 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
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2007-02-19 10:20:29 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs.H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that. He sleeps on the couch I would assume.
2007-02-19 09:47:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
just goes to show, honesty is not always the best policy
2007-02-19 11:32:25 · answer #9 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! love this...i feel sorry for andy tho..lol well maybe not
2007-02-19 10:13:26 · answer #10 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE DOG HOUSE for him rotflmfao
2007-02-19 09:52:57 · answer #11 · answered by frankyrulez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋