A smart blonde, a dumb blonde, and Santa all decide to jump of a bridge. Which one would hit first?
2007-02-19 01:42:58 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry. I mean who would jump first.
2007-02-19 01:47:50 · update #1
Not funny. And there are PLENTY of smart blondes! I don't know where people get the idea that blondes are dumb. I bet there are plenty of blondes who go to Harvard even!
2007-02-19 02:56:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
there's a blond rowing a deliver in a corn container with an get admission to street actual next to it.. yet another blond drives through, notices and forestalls her vehicle. she receives out and yells on the first blond " what are you doing?" the first blond solutions " i'm rowing a cornfield" the second one blond replies "that is dumb blonds like you that make smart blonde's like me look stupid, that is not any longer rowing the corn container that is sewing the corn container. now come out the following.. do no longer make me swim obtainable and get you"
2016-12-04 09:08:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The dumb blonde.
Santa and a smart blonde don't exist!
2007-02-19 01:47:35 · answer #3 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Santa would jump first so he could get an upskirt look at the blondes.
2007-02-19 01:58:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The dumb blonde, because the Easter Bunny would push her.
2007-02-19 01:57:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Santa, he jumps a lot in December.
2007-02-19 01:53:22 · answer #6 · answered by Annie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the dumb Blondie because the other two doesn´t exists
2007-02-19 01:54:10 · answer #7 · answered by Pato 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
the dumb one the other two dont exist
2007-02-19 01:51:53 · answer #8 · answered by Dananana 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The Tooth fairy!!
2007-02-19 01:47:44 · answer #9 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋