A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
"OK old fart, time for you to retire".
The old rooster replies,
"Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says,
"Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over."
The old rooster says,
"I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs.
"You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. The Old Rooster is squawking and running as hard as he can. The farmer grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
"Darn.....that’s the third gay rooster I bought this month."
2007-02-19 01:36:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I went to the zoo the other day.
They only had one dog.
A Shitzu.
So I went home.
Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your @ss?
2007-02-19 01:50:48 · update #1
LMFAO.....It was too funny....nearly made me blow coke through my nose I was drinking at the time...I laughed so hard!!!! lol
Well done....
2007-02-19 02:35:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha thats so cute! I'm gonna have to tell that one over again!!! Thanx for the laugh "Neo"!!
2007-02-20 11:43:06 · answer #2 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... I'm going to tell that at work later today! Thankx
2007-02-23 14:34:11 · answer #3 · answered by Allisa F 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a funny joke
2007-02-26 20:27:54 · answer #4 · answered by chica 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one o_0
2007-02-26 17:14:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great jokes!!! LOL Keep'em coming!!!!!
2007-02-24 20:13:15 · answer #6 · answered by Beeeej 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ah i get it a 5hit-zoo very ironic
2007-02-24 13:20:24 · answer #7 · answered by i_dont_know_what_the_plot_is 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious. 10/10. lol...
2007-02-19 09:56:05 · answer #8 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OH MY GOSH I AM CRACKING UP!!! hahahahahahahah
2007-02-24 18:40:40 · answer #9 · answered by LADIDAH 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was F-U-N-N-Y... I guess the old hag was good for something still! whooooo... yeah... that was a good one!
2007-02-25 19:09:59 · answer #10 · answered by smile now +cry later ♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋