Have you accepted the FSM into your heart and stomach? Our heaven is way cooler. We have a stripper factory and a beer volcano. Try us for 30 days. If it doesn't work out then I'm sure your religion will take you back.
2007-02-19 01:13:53 · 5 answers · asked by Jake S 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I hope you were in full pirate regalia when you posted this, brother.
May you be touched by his noodly appendage!
RAmen ;)
2007-02-19 01:22:35 · answer #1 · answered by Kallan 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Haha. I'm a Christian myself but I always like to see a adherent to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. You guys are the fun atheists. May his noodly appendages bless you and may your Parmesan be freshly grated for all eternity.
2007-02-19 10:00:39 · answer #2 · answered by LX V 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm more of a sky wizzard man than a flying spaghetti monster man myself. Sorry.
2007-02-19 09:16:26 · answer #3 · answered by Mawkish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know! I love reading from the Book of Dirty Jokes. And the scriptures from the book of Jamie Pressley aint bad either.
2007-02-19 09:21:37 · answer #4 · answered by WoWed in Philly 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm sorry jake, I've already been saved by "Bob". "Bob" doesn't care about your sin..."Bob" just wants your money!! I'll be taken to see the alien sex Goddess when the time is right for X-Day.
2007-02-19 09:26:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋