President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one beautiful blonde."
The guy exclaimed, "A beautiful blonde? Why kill a beautiful blonde?"
Bush turns to Powell and says, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"
2007-02-19 01:12:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny
2007-02-19 23:38:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One respondent said McCain is "far right". This is not correct, actually he's a centrist while Obama is the most liberal US Senator and supports many radical points of view. Back to the question about Powell. Could be many reasons. Why do four former Secretaries of State Support McCain? Because he's far more "plugged in" with respect to international issues than Obama who has no experience in the area?
2016-05-24 08:09:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny but im sorry i dont really like it my husband is in the military(not in iraq, thank god). i just want everyone to come home and all the killing to stop. And maybe our lifes will go back to normal
2007-02-19 02:14:26 · answer #3 · answered by DarkLily 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Though I should laugh , I am sorry I find it a real tragedy, nobody cares neither about Iraqies nore about our young people dying there every day .. the situation is critical and seems to me it is a one-man-show...
But thanks any way !
2007-02-19 01:40:46 · answer #4 · answered by shdtt 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cruel but funny
2007-02-19 04:30:43 · answer #5 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Didn't see that coming :)
2007-02-19 01:24:18 · answer #6 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!! thats 2 funny!!!
2007-02-19 01:44:40 · answer #7 · answered by Jessie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superb.....
2007-02-19 01:31:43 · answer #8 · answered by monkienutz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm lovin it LOL!!!
2007-02-19 01:17:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooooooooooooooooo, that was a BAD one!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-19 04:25:14 · answer #10 · answered by ?s @ Y! Answers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋