Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him,
“You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to
sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you really are?”
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, “Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?”
Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear. Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.
Saint Peter is suitably impressed. “You really ARE Einstein!” he says. “Welcome
to heaven!”
The next to arrive is Picasso. Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials. Picasso asks, “Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?”
Saint Peter says, “Go ahead.” Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few
strokes of chalk.
Saint Peter claps. “Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!” he says. “Come on in!”
Then Saint Peter looks up and sees
2007-02-19 01:05:05 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
George W. Bush. Saint Peter scratches his head and
says, “Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?”
George W. looks bewildered and says, “Who are Einstein and Picasso?”
Saint Peter sighs and says, “Come on in, George.”
2007-02-19 01:05:21 · update #1
funny
2007-02-19 23:39:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It relies upon on in case you suspect Gods be conscious or not ? you notice the bible says: "to be absent from the physique is to be modern-day with the Lord. (2Corinthians 5:8) in the previous Christ arose, Unrighteous people died and went to Hell, yet righteous people died and went to Abrahams bosom or Paradise. (Lu sixteen:19/25 ) it quite is a conserving place and the place the term Purgatory got here from. while Christ went to hell, he took the keys to death and hell removed from devil and preached to those in Paradise, the persons in Paradise all died under the regulation and Jesus preached salvation by using him. there have been a lot of those saints that rose after Jesus and have been considered in Jerusalem. (Mt 27:fifty two/fifty 3) So provided that Christ's resurrection all persons that have Salvation pass on the instant to heaven.
2016-12-17 13:38:44 · answer #2 · answered by holness 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Scarface.!!!
9/10.!!!
2007-02-19 15:20:35 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Very good! I got quite the chuckle from it! : )
2007-02-19 01:12:35 · answer #4 · answered by janember819 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's a good one
2007-02-19 08:35:01 · answer #5 · answered by ... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol good one :)
2007-02-19 01:21:21 · answer #6 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-19 02:38:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LIKE IT ,very good.
2007-02-19 01:10:01 · answer #8 · answered by NIGEL R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2007-02-19 02:32:02 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!! FUNNY~! 10/10!!!
2007-02-19 01:32:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋