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Order at McDonalds for dinner???

2007-02-19 00:58:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

16 answers

One item from the dollar menu, and a glass of water. He'd then turn the water into wine, and the double cheese burger into a porterhouse steak in a mushroom gravy.

If you could just turn stuff into stuff....would you pay for it?

I think then he'd cure the Mcdonalds employees of rudeness as he once cured lepers.

I'd rather have lepers take my order.

2007-02-19 01:06:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Jesus Christ Is alive in you and me. If Jesus Christ was in human he would be helping people, preforming miracles and healing people. So no I dont think so Jesus Christ would be ordering at McDonald's for dinner

2007-02-19 09:17:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Dude, if Christ was alive today, he'd get a salad. If Christ is the morally pure man we all think he is, he would see the suffering the animals are subjected to in the slaughter houses and not support it. He would definitely be a vegetarian.

2007-02-19 09:07:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

First he'd start out with something light not to filling,
Salvation Salid
Next he might order something to drink,
Calvary Cola
Then perhaps a large order of
Fundamentalist Fries
And to top it off
A Bacon Double BS Burger

2007-02-19 09:16:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Since He is alive today, I think He would by-pass McDonalds. Jesus eats at the head of the King's table.

2007-02-19 09:03:57 · answer #5 · answered by martha d 5 · 1 4

He'd have to point at the menu Items, cuz he does not speak anything but ancient Hebrew and Aramaic.

2007-02-19 09:03:10 · answer #6 · answered by XX 6 · 1 1

Jesus is alive my friend and he will come back but my question for you is,are you ready to receive him?

2007-02-19 09:06:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

Jesus is alive today...he lives and reigns in heaven and earth and most important of all in my heart.

2007-02-19 09:04:19 · answer #8 · answered by Commander 6 · 1 3

He would order a mcgriddle, those things are damn good.... Too bad I gave up mcdonalds ever since they started that god awful "i'm lovin it" tune... GOD ITS STUCK IN MY HEAD NOW GOD DMN MCDONALDS!@!!!

2007-02-19 09:04:11 · answer #9 · answered by poseidenneptune 5 · 2 1

McPeace On Earth

2007-02-19 09:02:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 4

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