He said that I would look more attractive if I were shaved.
He said I would love the nakedness of it all.
He said it was stylish.
He said I would feel cleaner.
He said it wouldn't hurt.
He said he had been thinking about this for a long time.
He said he would do it himself.
He said he would be careful.
He said he would go slow.
He said he was ready to begin.
He said to lay down.
He said that he would help me relax.
He said he loved me.
He said he felt like an artist.
He said he was done.
He said he adored the way it looked.
He said he was pleased with his work.
He said he wanted to show me off.
He said he needed to take me out like this.
He said that he wanted people to see me like this.
He said we would have a most exciting day.
He said he would be right back.
He said he had to get his shoes on.
I said...
Well, I didn't say anything.
Bcoz we POODLES don't talk.
2007-02-19 00:43:03 · 28 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh My God!!! My head was was about to hit the gutter. Yuck! I would have been all filthy and soggy if it weren't for your last line *****. Great joke Pd...keep it UP!
2007-02-19 16:52:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't read the whole thing but the reason I want to be a lawyer is to stop greedy people like farmer Joe. I think it's funny when lawyers are looked at bad and those Try to sue. Stope suing over every little thing.
2016-05-24 08:05:27 · answer #2 · answered by MaryJane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahhahhahahhahhahhahhhahahhaha the funniest joke ever i say in america i want a show name the great american laughter champion to u u to good keep it up lol opps Bcoz u POODLES don't talk
2007-02-19 01:53:53 · answer #3 · answered by i am not a lovely girl i am cute 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Badump bump
2007-02-19 00:48:55 · answer #4 · answered by sparkletina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
teeheehee.....HAHAHA! LOL.
Ah, Mr. P.D. That's a Beaut! LOL. 10*
Have a great Week!
2007-02-19 01:22:54 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ithink these sentences r said by ur Mum.
2007-02-19 20:29:01 · answer #6 · answered by Priya C 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
She says... You got a good sense of Ha Ha!!!!
2007-02-25 06:05:51 · answer #7 · answered by Valkyrie of Lor 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha it made me laugh!!!Just kidding it's a good one
2007-02-19 00:49:47 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, i love it...appears dirty, turns out clean...great joke, worth sharing with my mom! :)
2007-02-19 01:07:37 · answer #9 · answered by janember819 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, esp. the take out like this thing.
2007-02-19 17:14:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋