I Know I have posted this before but this is for all who missed it..hope you like it.
A coroner goes to the mortuary and the mortuary attendant says there are 3 dead bodies here, all with a smile on their face. The coroner has a look at the first body and asks how he had died. The mortuary attendant says "this is an englishman he was making love to his wife when died so that is why he has a smile on his face." The coroner then asks the same question about the second body. The attendant says "this is a scotsman he drank himself to death that is why he is smiling". The coroner then asks about the third body. The attendant says "this is an irishman he was struck by lightning". The coroner says "then why is he smiling?" The attendant answers.......................... he thought he was having his photo taken."
2007-02-19 00:31:58 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was brill, going to text it to all my friends Thanks cheered me up, its not a good day today.
2007-02-19 00:42:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Great joke, take a bow 4 that!! lol
2007-02-19 00:59:38 · answer #2 · answered by Smoothcrim 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HaHahaha…ha…ha…h…h… that was like a 3rd graders joke. Sorry just being honest
2007-02-19 00:38:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was a horrible joke
2007-02-19 02:01:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 v.funny hahaha
2007-02-19 00:39:31 · answer #5 · answered by bluerose123 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I had missed that joke, so i am glad you posted it again - made me laugh!! 10/10 excellent!!!!
2007-02-19 00:39:37 · answer #6 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
CHEESE! LMAO!! Excellent!
2007-02-19 01:34:53 · answer #7 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
coool this is my favourite one too i always hear it i love that joke mann and since u love that joke i love u too
2007-02-19 01:56:56 · answer #8 · answered by i am not a lovely girl i am cute 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it
2007-02-19 01:53:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!
2007-02-19 00:52:48 · answer #10 · answered by JoJo 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-02-19 01:32:07 · answer #11 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋