A guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the
cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber
saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He
told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but he refused and said "Because
I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was, but the clerk still
refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point the
robber took his drivers license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk.
The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he
put the scotch in the bag.The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The
cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber
that he got off the license.They arrested the robber two hours later.
2007-02-18 23:43:58 · 12 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
pmsl...brilliant
2007-02-18 23:46:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, a nice one.......lol.......see the difference!! (8 lines reduced)
A guy walked into a little corner store with a shot gun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but he refused and said "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his drivers license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk.
The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag.The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license.They arrested the robber two hours later.
2007-02-19 07:54:19 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How this:
1.) See man with gun
2.) See Man is not Police
3.) Load 9mm
4.) Turn Safety Off
5.) Aim
6.) Take cover
7.) Ask person to "freeze"
8.) If they do not comply pull trigger until dead
9.) Get police / medics as soon as possible.
Takes less than 10 seconds...
2007-02-19 07:49:18 · answer #3 · answered by ★Greed★ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like an urban myth... but then again there are very stoooopid people around. LOL
2007-02-19 07:46:40 · answer #4 · answered by em d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
I have my doubts as to whether or not that story is actually true though.
People do stupid things though, so who knows?
Do you have a source for this?
2007-02-19 07:47:50 · answer #5 · answered by Steve A 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahahaha
that clerk is doggone smart!!
2007-02-19 07:56:35 · answer #6 · answered by death_wish 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a movie script..."How Dumb can Crooks Be" !!.....haha....
2007-02-19 07:47:13 · answer #7 · answered by ozzy chik... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats a good one!
2007-02-19 07:46:27 · answer #8 · answered by DeeDee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is very fast! Perhaps not that fast.
2007-02-19 07:46:32 · answer #9 · answered by Santa Barbara 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this true? Too good if it is!
2007-02-19 07:46:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋