As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g.,
"Steady as she goes", or "She's listing to starboard, Captain!"). Recently, a
group of computer scientists (all males) announced that computers should also be
referred to as being female. Their reasons for drawing this conclusion follow:
Five reasons to believe computers are female:
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If
you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later
retrieval.
5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
half your paycheck on accessories for it.
However, another group of computer scientists (all female) think that
computers should be referred to as if they were male.
Their reasons follow:
Five reasons to believe computers are male:
1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they
are the problem.
3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a
little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.
2007-02-18 23:41:32 · 12 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They are definitely male...."4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on".
That made me smile.
2007-02-18 23:46:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its Male becoz a million. with a view to get their interest, you may desire to coach them on. 2. they have a large type of information yet are nevertheless clueless. 3. they're meant that should assist you remedy your problems, yet 0.5 the time they're the problem. 4. as quickly as you dedicate to a minimum of one, you recognize that, in case you had waited a sprint longer, you have had a extra desirable form. Its woman a million. no person yet their writer knows their inner good judgment. 2. The interior of sight language they use to communicate with different computers is meaningless to all human beings else. 3. Even your smallest errors are saved in long-term reminiscence for later retrieval. 4. as quickly as you're making a dedication to a minimum of one, you finally end up spending 0.5 your pay examine on upload-ons. ========================== Butter Flutter
2016-10-02 09:23:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My computer is female, because every time my husband comes home at night he has an affair with it!
2007-02-18 23:49:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mine is a female. Her name is Patti and my bro's computer is named Selma. They smoke.
2007-02-18 23:49:39 · answer #4 · answered by pmc21392 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My computer's female. Her name's Kenya, and she the best computer I have ever had.
Previus computers:
Lumbard (male)
Blueberry (Female)
Kokomiyoi-eupe a.k.a "Brilliant White" (Female)
2007-02-18 23:47:18 · answer #5 · answered by serenityfan76 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this question has no meaning.because,its an non-living thing.it doesnt have any brain.it does not breadth.at first you should know how the nonliving thing breadth?how can you ask whether is a male or female?
please ask some useful question..............
2007-02-18 23:53:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Mine must be a male because I keep turning it on!!!
2007-02-18 23:55:44 · answer #7 · answered by Kerri 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-18 23:58:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha thts a good one
2007-02-18 23:49:00 · answer #9 · answered by nella 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Then, I think it is neutral...hahaha
2007-02-18 23:48:56 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋